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Captain Slow

Another nickname for 'James May' from Top gear, usually called this by his friends, Jeremy Clarkson and Richard 'Hamster' Hammond, James loves pies and hates the french.
He likes classical music and smokes a pipe.
He uses tampons to clean his motorbike.
He possibly has a shed.
He plays the keyboard.
He likes the new Dacia Sandero
He is the first person ever to go to the north pole, and didn't want to go there in the first place.
His catchphrase is 'Oh Cock'
'Oh Cock' - James May, Captain Slow
by Shruikalta March 26, 2009
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Slow Burn

A fanfiction genre in which the characters that are romantically shipped take a very long time to get together. It could be 30 chapters before they even brush elbows.
Person A: "I'm looking for some good fanfiction for Destiel. Do you know of any good slow burn fics?"

Person B: "Do I? Yes! Here, I'll send them to you."
by Now You Know... July 17, 2019
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Slow burner

A song (or performance thereof) that doesn't immediately impress you, but becomes increasingly enjoyable on subsequent renditions. Antonym: pop hit.
J-Dilla's "Donuts" took me a while to get into, but now I love it. It's a real slow burner.
by Razeur June 28, 2014
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Slow life

The equivalent to a low life, but worse in the sense that they take twice as long as your average person to accomplish anything.
Victor: Whats Jay's problem lately, he doesn't work or go to school or even try to do anything.

Danny: Ever since he started puffin the magic dragon he became a slow life...
by Coffin Vic July 26, 2010
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Slow your Scroll

A statement said to someone who navigates the internet to fast.
Dude check out Sarah's Facebook page. (As he skips four pictures of Sarah's bangin friends) WOAH WOAH! SLOW YOUR SCROLL MAN!!
by Adhymans February 15, 2009
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slowdive

"woah this song is making me sleepy"
by Nick November 20, 2004
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Slow Burn

An insult that doesn’t sink in for awhile.
When Jasmine figured out that slow burn comment from the girl at the bar, she was so pissed.

He’s an idiot, you can say any sort of shit to his face and it’ll be a slow burn. He won’t figure it out for days.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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