Sploof goof

Creepy person ejaculating in a van down by a river to pictures of little children.

That guy is a sploof goof stay away from him.

That guy was sploof goofing earlier.

by Big body boy 1234 December 29, 2021

Sploof

Has serveral meanings:
1. Jizz - "I sploofed on myself"
2. Erred - "I sploofed my final exam."
3. practical joke "I'm not pregnant, I was just sploofing you."
4. Excitement - "That was splooferific!"
5. Disappointment - "I just got dumped. That sploofs!"

Synonym for splooge (see example #1)

AC-DC is coming to town. That's sploofing awesome!

by T-boz & Kir-Dawg February 17, 2004

Poor man's sploof

When one exhales smoke into another fellow's rectum in order to disguise the odor. Much like a regular sploof but for the small cost of nothing.

Example:
'Smoking in the school bathroom'

Robert - OH SHIT, the principal is coming, quickly put your lips around my asshole and perform the poor man's sploof!
'Jonny exhales the dank smoke into the anal cavity of Robert'
Jonny - Thanks Robert, you saved us both. Also, no homo tho.
Robert - Yeah that was close, no homo hehe..

by Rövslafsaren May 31, 2021

Sploofed

When a canine (Dog) lays flat on it's stomach and stretches it's arms and legs to the point of no return. It then relaxes it's muscles and goes limp.

Often this act is observed as adorable.

The Dog just sploofed all over the floor Janis, look.
OMG that dog is sploofing.

by NeatoPotato December 14, 2022

Sploof

The definition of a sploof: someone who is constantly doing an idiotic thing that could or could not have been easily prevented

Marine dropped her vibrator out of her pocket in the middle of class, not once but twice.. everyone called her a sploof.

by GreyTime November 1, 2023

sploof

I am gonna "Sploof" kula so hard their head cracks open.

"Woah, If you don't shut up ima Sploof your head open."

by Slooooof July 16, 2020

Sploofed

When ones hair becomes messy either deliberately or accidentally from someone else's actions. It can also be described as a state of messy hair in general.

"Stop sploofing my hair!"
"My hair looks so sploofed right now."

by TheRedBanana October 10, 2012