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Spiting Game

V. Used To Describe Someone Who Is Talking To Someone Of The Opposite Sex And Trying To Hook Up With Them (Get Number, Make-Out, Etc.)
Hey, Jay Was Over There With That Chick, He Was Seriously Spiting Game
by Jay Mthr Fckr May 28, 2008
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sploshing

Verb: the act of placing food on another person, and usually eating it off of them, for pleasure. A full-bodied food fetish. Commonly used in present participal form sploshing. Can also be used as a noun splosh.
"One of my friends is a chef and has some interesting kinks...she loves to have parties where she gets to splosh her lovers with her own culinary creations."
by jerich0 June 1, 2003
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Splitting the Red Sea

Having sex with a girl on her period.
I raise my rod in Egypt and I split the Red Sea,
That means I had sex with a girl on her period, that's right,
I don't mind ketchup on my hot dog as long as the bun is tight.
-Jon Lajoie, Very Super Famous
Splitting the Red Sea is a controversial act, some don't mind, but I prefer NOT to have ketchup on my hot dog.
by O.Z. tha O.G. March 8, 2011
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Splonking

Walking around with no specific purpose. Often used as a time-killer.
Person: So what's up?
Splonk: Not much, just splonking for a while.
by Franz Fratelli February 18, 2015
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Sploingable

Sploingable is a term used by professional memers to describe their dankest friend's sister. Similar words include: Sploing, Sploinged and sploinging. To sploing someone is to cum or fuck really hard inside your dankest friend's sister.

It can also be used to describe your dankest friend's sister in a very erotic, sexual manor.
Oi wagwan, your sister is proper sploingable init fam.
Your sister is proper fit so I sploinged here last night.
Jake's sister makes me so horny, I wanna sploing her so hard
*knock knock* Don't come in, your sister is getting a sploinging.
by Ally Kappa June 18, 2017
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sploingus

the god of everything. any mortal passing him will die in around 30 seconds max.
guy 1: man i sure do love sploingus

sploingus: أ ̢̢̛̛͍̫͍̥̖̣̖̪̰̤͈̈͌̈͑͒̆̎͜͜͝͠ن̴̢̛̠̮͔̘͍̣̼̦͓̦̩̗̖͐̅̓̎̓̋̿̍̊̾͝ا̵͚̺͚̱̽̈́͗͒̑͘ ̴̢̢̥͉̼̭̼̠̥̙̤̱̼͍͚͂أ̴̢̟̗͍̹̖̿̅̂̍̀̊͋ح̶̟̬̙̈́͛̽̀͆̀̍́͝͠ب ̛̣̥͕̦͉̼̙͎̽́̍͂͂̌̂͂́͗͗͛̕ͅك ̳̀ ̵̦̱̎̑̇̂̐̓̾͌̉́̑̔͒أ ̨̢̧̻̺̗͉̺̻̖͙̇̅̈̿̾ي̵̛̘̳̙̣͉͖̠̮̏̌̓̋̑͒͗͛̇̈́̑̚ض̵̵ً̡̡̳̗͚͖̭̼͚͔̳͉͓̙̟̰͇̈́̏̑̑͒̌͆̔̿̑͜͜͝ا̵̛̩̑͛͌̑͊̆̂̀ ̢̱̗̩̟̘͔̗̊̍̀̎̑̅͠ي̶̛͙̹̣͔̟̠̭̳̮͉̺͉͙̈̆̆͜͜ا̵̡̧̪̜̳̼̆͋̉̓̔͋ ̵̰̻̦̱͐͂͗̾̒͛̌ر̵̨̀̀̈̂͜ج̶̬̱̰̣͉̥̽͆̑̃̌͒̊̋͒̈́̊̈́̕ل̵̨͇̮̩͕̣͙̤͙̜̬̿͊͐́̉̀́̕͜ͅͅ ̴̢̢̡̛̯̰̺͖͙̆̽̀͌ͅو ̦͇́̔͋͋̽ا ͙̋͆̆͌̽͛̍̋͘ح̴̧̮̘̘̝̼̙͎͙̚͜د̴̝̝̖̭́̎̀
by narleniun June 11, 2022
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man splanting

when a male. plants a tree and produces semen on the tree
karen:billy have you man been man splanting

billy:not yet mom
by L.w.sommerville November 28, 2016
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