Bamboo splitting

A sex position that starts with missionary and the person being penetrated puts one leg up in the air

I wanted him to get deeper so we changed position into bamboo splitting

by TheFlamingIcecream October 8, 2019

Skull splitting anger

A man with a one inch penis that's very angry because of his tiny scrotum, loves shitty death/black metal, is a bong zombie who loves the zombie bong, sniffs rank stinky facts, and is genuinely wack.

When Skull splitting anger got broken up with because of his tiny penis and balls, he resorted to huffing paint and sniffing rank farts

by PkTheArsonist July 8, 2021

splishing

is the specific action of trawling through different profiles on online dating/networking sites.

Girl: What have you been doing on the computer all day?

Guy: I've been splishing.

by missfine August 14, 2009

spiking the lens

In television, film etc.
Spiking the lens is looking directly at the camera, possibly breaking a wall of reality.

We need another take, he was spiking the lens.

by jzilbek March 10, 2007

splitting her biscuit

the action performed before penetration with genitalia normally performed with karate chop action.

Mike was going to have sex with his girlfriend and Harmon informs him to get her better prepared for your man sausage you must first start by splitting her biscuit.

by TaylorHarmonMike July 19, 2007

Splitting Lips

This term is used for a guy's night out. Almost like a rally cry. It means either getting into a fight and punching someone in the lip or getting a girl back home and splitting the other kind of lips.

"He's over there splitting lips."

"Yo, Creep is in full lip splitting mode tonight, Watch the F out!"

"Turk's gonna split that chick's lips later."

by Mess104 April 15, 2009

Shirking

When the singer in the band neglects his duty when it comes to packin' shit up and goes missing. Then conveniently returns when all the gear is packed up and says he was "networking".

Bass player: where's the singer?

Guitarist: What a shirking bastard!

by Betamax August 29, 2014