Splonedukled

Shit at football and has the touch of a trampoline

Your Splonedukled

by CenterMidMadness December 18, 2019

Spoonked

Spoonked is a term used to express a feeling of fear so great that you immediately reach climax.
Basically you get so scared that you cum.

Chris showed me a picture of a really scary looking chick but she was kinda sexy so I got really spoonked

by AnKaTPG April 3, 2021

Spinked

/spin-ked/
Adverb to describe being completely outplayed and destroyed, usually followed by a celebration.

YOU JUST GOT SPINKED.

by Comfy Cushion December 30, 2021

Splinkledink

Is the feeling when you’re so disappointed, that you can’t even be disappointed anymore.

I'm having such a splinkledink moment right now, ever since my wife fucked Jerome. I thought she really loved me. God I'm disappointed.

by idiotmonkeyman May 15, 2022

Slonked

A result of excessive activity causing one’s ability to function to be limited; some cases falling over and falling asleep

Addie was slonked after the 4th of july party!

by EllaL173 August 14, 2022

splinket splonket

The name given to the temporary condition of having wrinkles on the ends of your fingers and toes following a lengthy soak in the bath.

This originated from a dad who came up with the term in an impromptu moment in 1973 when his toddler daughter ran into the room after a bath, alarmed by her wrinkly fingers.

That was a lovely hot bath but now I have splinket splonket.

by Jess Wmn June 25, 2023

spaloinked

being so absolutely smacked off of plugs supply to the point that you've gone to a whole other universe

what did lil bro have to smoke to get this spaloinked?

man found out victoria's secret with his level of spaloinkedness

bro smoked on that classified information pack and now he spaloinked beyond repair

by claricio August 20, 2023