slarg

Any unidentifiable nastiness, especially anything that's slimy and/or with an impure origin.

Goddamit! I let that hooker use the bathroom, and now there's slarg all over the toilet.

by Dean G. December 15, 2008

Splurge

To spend money and buy things with endless spending

I went to the mall and splurged a knot.

I splurge for my girl. I bought everything she wanted.

by RisiCup February 19, 2013

Splergio

A Splergio is a man who is so good at sex that he can make a girl cum within 1 minute of sex. She will splurg all over the place, and the man will lay down satisfied, covered in bodily fluid, knowing that he is a Splergio.

Lina: Did you have sex with John the other night?
Sara: If you could call it that! I only lasted 40 seconds, he's such a Splergio.

by contactonthesmash44 November 27, 2017

Argol Spargol

a way of expressing displeasure, discontent, or an unpleasant feeling. Similar to "ouch," but more expressive (but not to the extent of "damn it.")

"Argol spargol!" exclaimed the freshmen while he got barraged with pennies, as he began to stand at the sound of the first lunch bell.

by Truthiest Truther October 19, 2009

Shart Splart

When you're wearing jockey briefs and you shart down each leg

I accidenatly did a shart splart while at the pub

by Fritzjim April 16, 2017

splurge slap

To slap a splurge monkey. To hit, across either cheek with an open hand, someone who is acting like a splurge monkey.

Did you hear that Splurge monkey splurging? I splurge slapped him good

by Captain Sock July 28, 2008

spargo

can be used to denote something that is awesome.

"i was playing that old mario game, and bro i forgot how spargo it was."

"dude, i made out with tracy yesterday"
"SPARGO!"

by BrandonMadeMeWet May 19, 2008