Spatula

1.A cooking utensil used to flip food usually eggs.

2. a synonym for a large amount

1. SpongeBob uses a spatula to flip burgers
2. Rob has a spatula of work today, he has to clean the dishes, mop the floor, walk his dog, and drive his mom to the store.

by cscpegan December 14, 2009

fucking spatula

(n.) phrase to yell during road rage to confuse the hell out of someone. (n.) tool used in cooking, like a grilled cheese.

driving woman: " learn how to drive asshole!!!!!!"
Jay: " shut up you fucking spatula!!"

by christinapian August 9, 2006

Spatulaing

When having intercorse you flip your partner over every 5-10 minutes until finished.

My girlfriend was really dizzy when we were done spatulaing.

by Carlos Spicy Weiner April 14, 2015

Spatula Cup

1-a cup with a spatula
2- a very important thing or person in your life

Person1: your my spatula cup
Person2: what does that mean
Person1: very important person

everyone: awwwwww 🥰

by tounge__kid January 15, 2020

Spiculate

Trying to use logic to interpret the actions of a Latino.

That shit Jose did was fucked up! I cannot even spiculate on what his intention was.

by chi-nigs & niggarosa October 30, 2011

Spatula

n, A descriptive word used to describe the kind of person who upon seeing you have the urge to whack full force in the face with a METAL fish slice utensil.

The type of person who's face would look so much better with imprinted lines from a fine fish slice whacking.

Mario saw Jo argue with a guy & shouted "Jo, Step back & I will handle this - He's a SPATULA!!"

Mario whacked the guy across the dial with a fish slice because he was a Spatula!

by SeshGremlin19 November 14, 2019

Dirty Spatula

When you blow your load into a "special friends" hand and then take their hand and slap their face with it.

DUDE she gave me the handback last night so I had to finish her off with the dirty spatula

by Space Monkey 4 life September 8, 2015