swinked

a sexual position/technique in which two gay men(most likely of irish descent) pound each other in the ass furiously.

After orgasm is achieved by both parties, baked potatoes(prepared beforehand) are inserted into the now-open anal cavaties.

@Swink Send me some good pr0n Ryan. @Swink nm I'm climaxing.

by watermelons March 26, 2004

spanked

To utterly defeat your enemy.

I just "spanked" your whole team with a rocket!

by Spencer T.B. Nolan April 22, 2008

spinker

i have no fuckin idea

but its a funny word

by ANTHONY June 7, 2003

Spunked up

A northern England term, predominantly school age.. referring to the act of male ejaculation.

When you have reached the vinegar stroke, and pumped beyond profusely.

To cum.

I was laid in bed imagining Joyce choking on my salty bell last night.
I beat my meat so hard that I spunked up all over.

by themadaxeman February 14, 2012

Verbally Spanked

Meaning you have been verbally served with words.

Johnny:"You Have Been Verbally Spanked!"

by Justin Mic June 13, 2004

Spiked Bat

The most awesome melee weapon in an apocalypse! The most awesome melee weapon in the apocalypse! Can have nails or barbed wire around the bat o make it way more effective!

Mikey slammed the Spiked Bat into the zombies head.

by Draziwagnahcimhceht April 16, 2015

Bent over and spanked

When a man decides to punish a women by pulling down her pants and underwear and bends her over and object like a table and spanks her until she learns her lesson and gets on her knees and services the man.

Example #1
Husband: My wife was being a bitch last night so I bent her over and spanked her so hard that her ass will be red for weeks.

Friend: I did that to my girl last week it's still red.

Example #2
Husband: Pull down your pants and underwear and put your hands on the desk.

Wife: What are you going to do?

Husband: You are going to get bent over and spanked.

by The dirty zamboni July 23, 2012