shoffice

A shoffice is a home office that started life as a shed.

I'm off to work in the shoffice

by IHannaford February 14, 2012

Schofflering

Schofflering is when you light a girls pubes on fire then put it out with your jizz and flap your arms saying "you do not have enough badges to train me!"

He started schofflering me so i left

by Flaresplitz August 26, 2014

Spoff, spoffy

Someone or something who is on the unacceptably square side of anoraky. A contraction of swotty and boffin and occasionally. Sometimes associated with educated middle-class upbringing (toff)

They are very spoffy - they go out on family day trips to museums and read the information cards on every exhibit. He's a bit of a spoff - he went to a spoffy school - its all a bit too spoffy for me

by Angus McIntyre May 7, 2003

spofftanzah

The act of ejaculation

Damn, I spofftanzahed all over Rachels face when she smoked my balls and finger punched my freckle.

by Michael Rogan July 31, 2006

sphiffle

(1)What you call something when you can't remember what it's called (2)What you call someone when they are your best friend (3)What you call someone when they are being retarded....other forms shpiffler shpifflette

(1) Can you tell me the answer to that one shpiffle in Bio class? (2)I love you my little sphifflette (3)Stop being such a shpiffler!!!

by Carolina Kmander :)) February 22, 2009

schōffel

When you pull a girl in a shōffel (piece of clothing).
This girl is some new girl that you've pulled and isn't a fwb or a gf the girl has to be new and you have to ahs her to achieve the title of having a schōffel smash

Yea yea g my man's just had a schōffel smash

by Schōffel smash lord March 4, 2019

Shoff swap

The switching and/or swapping of microwaves, even when they aren't the same kind :o)

(After taking back a microwave and trading it for a different brand and much better one...)

"We just pulled a Shoff swap!"

by Oh geeze... December 23, 2004