A last resort action, which involves stroking your beard three times, then uncorking a backhanded slap of a male individual, who typically works at a smoke shop and thinks time and respect only have relevance when it pertains to him.
I was talking with James the other day, and he said that turd at the smoke shop belittled him after being late by over one hour. Unfortunately for the old boss man at the shop, he wasn’t talking to any regular driver, and after about two minutes of his senseless rambling James Spence Slapped the fuck out of him. Took James twenty minutes to make the delivery and guy was still out cold!
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To masturbate in an event where there are only males participating. During the masturbation, the person is caught by another group of males. The person then makes lies and says he was doing something else, such as packing a tin. This is usually done in a bathroom stall.
"Dude, why is everyone making fun of Steven?"-John
"Dude, he was caught spengeling!"-Mark
"Ew!"-John
"Dude, he was caught spengeling!"-Mark
"Ew!"-John
by Marky Dubz October 31, 2009
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It bleeds with Italians, but at least it's still alive. (Gates and Greece on the other hand . . .)
Close to Tahou's.
At least 15 pizza places are in delivery rage to any point.
Only 1 good bar, though.
It bleeds with Italians, but at least it's still alive. (Gates and Greece on the other hand . . .)
Close to Tahou's.
At least 15 pizza places are in delivery rage to any point.
Only 1 good bar, though.
Neighboring-town kid: "What you up to tonight?
Spencerport kid: "Oh idk - prolly go to the wrestling meet or the jazz show, score some coke in town at a coffee shop for my friends, not dress like a douche-bag, go to a club or pub in the city, stop at tahou's or whimpy's on the way back for a plate, meet up with the rest of the absurdly (in comparison) sexually attractive, clichély suburban, clique-less and genuinely decent student population at a chill-ass party, complain about rich preppy assholes from Pittsford or other east side fabricated residential tracks, and then pass out at the house b/c parents here pretty much respectfully don't give a shit b/c their children aren't as retarded as most of the mal-formed excuses for children that the towns around us occasionally leak through our borders."
Neighboring-town kid: "Oh right - you're in spencerport - guess i'll have to hit on my neighbor's cows with my in-bread girlfriend again like the last 3 nights . . ."
Spencerport kid: "Oh idk - prolly go to the wrestling meet or the jazz show, score some coke in town at a coffee shop for my friends, not dress like a douche-bag, go to a club or pub in the city, stop at tahou's or whimpy's on the way back for a plate, meet up with the rest of the absurdly (in comparison) sexually attractive, clichély suburban, clique-less and genuinely decent student population at a chill-ass party, complain about rich preppy assholes from Pittsford or other east side fabricated residential tracks, and then pass out at the house b/c parents here pretty much respectfully don't give a shit b/c their children aren't as retarded as most of the mal-formed excuses for children that the towns around us occasionally leak through our borders."
Neighboring-town kid: "Oh right - you're in spencerport - guess i'll have to hit on my neighbor's cows with my in-bread girlfriend again like the last 3 nights . . ."
by mr.prufrock July 19, 2009
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Spencer Hastings is a driven over-achiever, but makes great grades. Her friend Alison DiLaurentis went missing the summer of her Sophomore Year, and her and 3 of her closest friends ( Aria Montgomery , Hanna Marin , and Emily Fields ) have been trying to solve the mystery of her death.
The four of them try to solve mysteries while being stalked and blackmailed by "A" , the mysterious person who has apparently kept track of The Pretty Little Liars.
Spencer is smart and very athletic. She is the "smart one" of her group of friends, and if you ever get called a "Spencer Hastings", take it as a compliment!
Spencer Hastings is a driven over-achiever, but makes great grades. Her friend Alison DiLaurentis went missing the summer of her Sophomore Year, and her and 3 of her closest friends ( Aria Montgomery , Hanna Marin , and Emily Fields ) have been trying to solve the mystery of her death.
The four of them try to solve mysteries while being stalked and blackmailed by "A" , the mysterious person who has apparently kept track of The Pretty Little Liars.
Spencer is smart and very athletic. She is the "smart one" of her group of friends, and if you ever get called a "Spencer Hastings", take it as a compliment!
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Get the Spengooly mug.Person A: Who's the douchiest person you can think of?
Person B: Spencer Pratt.
Person A: Yeah, good call.
Person B: Some one should murder him.
Person A: Definitely.
Person B: Spencer Pratt.
Person A: Yeah, good call.
Person B: Some one should murder him.
Person A: Definitely.
by The Flying 69 June 15, 2009
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