Sperminal Velocity

Sperms velocity right before a facial.

Damn my sperminal velocity last night was off the charts.

by BuckNasty189 May 29, 2011

spermine

(technical) a tetraamine present in semen, responsible for the smell of cum

because i was too lazy to find a kleenex to jizz into, my underwear smells of spermine and spermidine

by kevinthechemist August 16, 2017

Hip Speeding

To get caught by the police having sex in a vehicle.

Dude! Jerry got caught hip speeding in the park.

by Snuffy Smith March 23, 2007

skeemin

v. intr.
A secret or worddevious/word plan created by a wordshady/word person.

I shoulda knowed dat crazy skeeza was skeemin tuh git in muh wallet.

by KingBastard September 16, 2003

speedin

the energy you get from taking speed, crank, coke, adderall, etc.

Man, I'm so speedin'. I'm gonna clean house!

by perpetualdreamer March 24, 2005

spermint

a minty flavor of semen

my jizz has a minty fresh spermint flavor

by Sgt. Raptor February 28, 2009

Sperminate

To squirt cum at a person or object.

Opps, I just sperminated my computer screen, darn you Linda Tripp, you sexy transvestite.

by www.geocities.com/project_fallen June 5, 2004