Stankapotamus

A female condition. When a woman feels both stanky, and fat. Usually around that "time of the month" or just when a woman feels less than desirable.

Mimi: "OMG I feel like such a stankapotamus today...I ate so much at The Bean Barn's bean buffet..."

CiCi: "Oh girl, I feel ya, I'm on the rag and totally feel like a stankapotamus!"

by Crandom Lugosi May 22, 2012

spankadocious

To be utterly and absolutely spankingly awesome. To admire a thing of beauty. spank

See that car I cleaned over there ...... its spankadocious

by spankadocious May 21, 2017

skankapotomus

Derogatory term for a female of any race or age, who is tacky and trashy, usually carries a low-class status, has poor hygiene, is slutty, promiscuous, gives it up to everyone and is very fat, overweight or even obese. Usually they are dressed in clothes that are too small, flashy and revelaing of their weight problem, and they think they are hot.

That new girl is a total skankapotomus! She's nothing but a nasty, overweight slut!

by YOHO2 October 16, 2009

Spankology

fucking anal in the ass while being spanked

i studied spankology at college and now im living in a house cause of my job

by Spank dad January 11, 2017

spanglotard

An adjective describing a person so moronic in nature that their stupidity could perform an act in the circus all by itself and take up the space of two elephant tents.

"I'm sorry. I would have gotten here sooner but my spanglotard stylist was yapping on his cell phone the whole time."

by Jasmine Noel December 3, 2002

Skankalous

A person who is a skank but also who is scandalous towards people.

"that chick over there is so skankalous"
"I no right"

by metsfan0980 February 10, 2009

Spangalito

A spangalito. A man in his late twenties, early thirties, who has yet to settle down or have any sort of defined career path. Takes a lot of illegal substances, and thinks it is very cool to do so, although everyone else thinks they are scum. Usually sporting long hair, may play an instrument, or paint, generally scruffy clothes. They have trouble communicating, and using mumble and grunt. Have very low IQs. Are usually smelly wannabe hippies. Often mistaken for tramps or hobos. Society see them as a waste of space, as never work, wash or have any positive impact of the world around then.

Dude, look at the state of that Spangalito - he looks like he hasn't washed in days...

by cloudmoon February 5, 2010