Spanish Class

A chaotic conglomeration of worksheets, assholes, substitute teachers, and empty threats.

Friend- "What'd'ya do in spanish class?"
Me- "Survived"

" s P a N i S h T e A c H e R" - "Shut up and work on your paper or we won't finish watching Drake and Josh!"

by Vladimir the Chadimir May 28, 2018

Spanish Triathlon

An athletic endurance competition for couples comprising of three consecutive events. The two participants usually engage in the first two events, drinking & eating simultaneously over lunch or dinner. This is always then followed by no less than 36 hours of nonstop sexual intercourse with only brief pauses for the periodic consumption of more food and drink.

Originally inspired by the legendary Ironman Triathlon held every year in Hawai'i consisting of a 2.4 mile (3.9 km) swim, 26.2 mile (42.2 km) marathon run and 112 mile (180 km) bike race. Its current usage however has come to be a reflection & demonstration of the legendary sexual prowess of the normal Hispanic male or female.

Joe: Hey Luis! Wanna come to the beach with us this weekend?
Luis: Sorry man, I'm preparing Allison for her first Spanish Triathlon beginning this Friday night.
Joe: Oh shit dude, you're a total fucking Ironman!
Luis: Please save it Joe, I'm just getting started. Just wait till I really decide to break her in half!

by Philolingua March 11, 2009

spanish shame

The feeling of burning embarassment for the actions of others, also known as second hand embarassment, empathetic embarrassment, third party embarrassment or vicarious embarassment. Derived from Spanish "vergüenza ajena" - literally "shame on behalf of others"

When I hear the statements of musicians about politics, I feel burning Spanish shame.

by un4tuner July 22, 2019

Spanishy

A person of foreign decent, primarily from Latin America or the Iberian peninsula.

“I’m not really sure where she’s from, she’s Spanishy or something...”

by Don’t be a Richard November 9, 2019

spanish bayonet

take your erect penis and put it in a "stand and stuff" taco. after this is done you add your desired taco filling. after the shell is filled around your penis, you feed the spanish bayonet to your respected partner(s)

I made that girl eat my "spanish bayonet"

by extreme jeeper October 14, 2011

Spanish meat plate

When a woman lays down on her back with her crotch in the air and all the boys lay their chorizo sausages on the plate that the woman makes with her private parts

Man after we came back to the condo, that chick Andrew brought back was so drunk she let us give her a Spanish meat plate

by Big boy chorizo February 4, 2017

Spamglish

The broken English a scammer often uses. It can be found in the emails of spammers and dating profiles of romance scams.

Spamglish often has uncapitalized words and extra spaces around punctuation.

I could tell the profile was fake because they spamglish was so bad. It started out "i am serious and god loving looking to start family with ."

by Wordiculous May 25, 2022