spamster

spam + Pam + Hamster, used in the the show, The Office.

Micheal Scott - Spamster..
Pam - umm, Pam plus spam plus...
Micheal Scott - hamster
Me - lmao! that was so comical!

by \Bunit/ January 9, 2008

siamese dream

The best rock album of all time

Siamese Dream is better than you.

by Karl Wickers September 21, 2003

siamese twins

(n.) Twins joined toghether, sharing body parts or areas. Often, they share vital organs or limbs, and only one can survive. The origi is a pair of 19th cent. siamese babies that lived to be 70. They stayed together for thier entire lives, and even married twin sisters (not identical). They moved to the united states in the 1830's and worked in a circus. They eventually became farmers.

I heard you had siamese twins?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

spaceship status

originates from a group of friends in Northern Virginia, who described the act of driving a car, while being high, as floating or how it would feel to be in a spaceship without an exerting gravitational force. Definition: to drive while high off marijuana; to simply be really high.

-"Dude, I'm about to drive home spaceship status"
-"Hahah word."

-"Yo I'm trynna be spaceship status tonight!"

by NovaKid April 13, 2010

Spamcestor

A (often elderly) relative who relentlessly emails everyone on a voluminous mailing list to send bad jokes, pointless articles, unfunny cartoons, political screeds, cloying aphorisms and other random stuff.

This weekend alone, I got 20 emails from my spamcestor, Uncle Fred. I love the guy, but his emails are killing me. How can I make him stop?

by Laura Bergheim October 7, 2007

siamese hookers

A threesome for the price of one, prostitutes conjoined thus having six instead of having three hole two fuck. usually you can find these jewels of sexual fantasies in the Hemet/San jacinto area in Riverside county California.

Frankie: Hey bro remember those hookers that were conjoined the tit?
Jacob: The siamese Hookers? Yeah why?
Frankie: I got A great deal on them two for the price of one!!!!
Jacob: Frankie have I ever told you your A sick fuck ?

by hippie1022 January 21, 2009

Spadestos

1. Asbestos said in a retarted way cause aspestos dripped on webbs shoulder

2. Zak = Spadestos

3. A dope fly fresh four wheeled genius of almost wicked sticks standard.

hey Zak, remember that time ages ago when i called you Spadestos?

by I dun did it did u dun do dat April 2, 2009