spalding

someone who should be/is about to be punched/beaten up. After the brand Spalding who among other things make punching bags for boxers.

"Hey spalding!"...BANG!

by Prince Walter April 28, 2008

anal splexing

when the anus is properly splexed for over 6 minutes

that was a nice anal splexing session

by splexmaster October 8, 2017

Shalaxing

Not taking care of business and don’t give a damn.

My coworkers been shalaxing during the Pandemic because no one has meet their deadlines.

by Ford-Davis October 16, 2020

spamazing

Spamazing:

A word I made up to sound cool.

OMG, that's so frigging spamazing!

by MAcheTT3 October 26, 2004

spalling

The fracturing of a major news story. Where reporters, hacks, and talking heads all begin to talk about THE story as if they were experts on the subject. As if, that barking Atlanta newscaster knows anything about avalanches or Wall Street derivatives.

Anything Nancy Grace(CNN) reports on.
Anything Geraldo reports(FOX) on. -or-
Each reporter grabbed that death story and started spalling.
(could this happen here?, Police aren't saying but my sources say...)

by mcos December 21, 2008

Splacing

The act of accidentally not putting a space in between words when texting or instant messaging.

Conversation via text :

Mike : and thenwe went out to thediner across town
Jeff : Dude, you're splacing
Mike : Whatis splacing?
Jeff : ...

by Anonymous mystery March 15, 2011

Smolaxing

The act of smoking while relaxing.

What are you doing?
I am smolaxing on the patio having a glass of wine.

by BlondTxMom February 10, 2017