1) A beautiful country on the Iberian peninsula in southwestern Europe, capital is Madrid
2) Gets very hot, but there's no humidity
3) It mostly composed of red clay
4) Builds SEAT cars, which are cheap but fun
5) Has an good economy, still partially paralyzed by
Franco's former dictatorship
6) Has gypsies who live in caves furnished with TVs, fridges, etc
7) Sells
beer in McDonalds
8) Has awesome
food and wine, making one realize the necessity of a siesta.
9) Is pretty cheap to travel about
10) Running with the bulls is for experienced locals and tourist
yuppie jocks only