SouthPark

the best fukin show on comedy central that was ever created!!!

"...to get rid of your parents call the cops and say that your parents malestered you..and if they ask if it was good touch or bad touch say it was bad touch.."

by Pinkpenguin October 22, 2004

Southparkian

One who is addicted to South Park.
If you have seen every episode 4 times.
A person who got at least 10 people who got 3 people to watch it.
If you randomly take South Park tests and get above a 90.
Someone who is 8 years old and has the problems of an adult.

Dude!! You have officially become a South Park junkie.
I believe you mean Southparkian

by Bobby Finkle March 11, 2011

southpark

South park is the nam,e of a show aired on Comedy Central but available in other parts of the world as well
the show takes its name from the cozy little town of South Park set in the mountains of Colorado
The Shows creators are Matt Stone and Trey parker who incidently live near the infamous Columbine high school which shot to fame due to the kiling of students in a school shootout
the town of Littleton is the basis of South park
The shows Central Characters are four boys in the fourth grade. a host of secondary characters are also featured. This show may be classified as satirical much in the same genre as the very popular T.V show The Simpsons
The shows theme is based on the hippocrisy that is prevalent in the world today
They also address issues regarding racism, Rednecks, The Canadians etc...
Also characteristic is the use of excessive "Swear" words by the cast

From the movie :Southpark; Bigger Longer Uncut
Mr.Garrison: Cartman, how would u like to see the school counsellor...??

Cartman: Mr.Garrison, how would u like to suck my balls...!!

Mr.Garrison: Wht did u just said...?

Cartman:o my fault (with a portable loudspeaker this time) How would u like to suck my balls, Mr. Garrison...?

by vijeth April 14, 2006

southpark

Very good tv show, featuring 4 boys, eric( a fat boy), stan, kyle (a jewish boy), and kenny(a boy that doesnt talk cuz his head is constantly covered and dies in almost every episode. There are also other characters, that live in south park.

*Kenny is killed by someone*
Stan: oh my god they killed kenny!!!
Kyle:you bastards!!

by cdd January 10, 2005

southpark

southpark... an amazing T.V programme, fairly racist but still hilarious. Featuring: Cartman(eric)(fat boy), Kyle, Stan (random), Kenny (mumbling silent boy who wears what looks like half a sleeping bag!)

Southpark
Mr Garrison: Ok class who can recite the 5 times table?
Retard: twelve?
Mr Garrsion: Ok can someone answer who's not a complete retard
Kyle: I think i know the answer Mr Garrison
Cartman: (mimic voice) I think i know the answer Mr Garrison
Kyle: Shut up Fatboy
Cartman: Oi dont call me fat boy you fucking jew
Mr Garrison: Cartman, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: No he's talkin about fuck, u cant say fuck in skool u fuckin fat ass.
Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Mr Garrsion: ERIC...
Kyle: Dude u just said fuck again!
Mr Garrison: KYLE...
Kenny: (mumbles) Fook
Mr Garrison: Kenny
Cartman: Look it doen't hurt anyone Fuck fuckety fuck fuck fuck
Mr Garrison: How would you like to see the school counciler?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr Garrison: WHAT DID YOU SAY??????
Cartman: Oh im sorry, im sorry, what i said was, (pulls out mega phone) How would you like to suck my balls? (takes mega phone under desk again) Mr garrison?
Stan: Holy shit dude...

by spboi56 August 14, 2007

south paw

A boxing stance that most left handed people stand.Their left hand is down and their right hand up gaurding their face.

Jermain Taylor has a nasty left hook when he comes out of his south paw stance.

by Eldge June 18, 2006

south paw monkey spanker

One who uses his left hand to jack, whack, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, attack the one-eyed purple-headed warrior or in other words, MASTURBATE!

A lefty, per say

May be a person that writes, hits, or even smokes with his right hand but gallops the old lizzard with his left hand.

Also referred to as an S.P.M.P.

Kristine: So I used my teloscope last night and looked into Ray's window. Did you know that he is a South Paw Monkey Spanker?

Derek: So I applied for this new job at the Home Depot, and my boss wanted to know if I was an S.P.M.P. and I'm all wtf? On occasion, though, I do, do the five kunckle shuffle with 'ol Lefty!

Janet: Hey Bobby?
Bobby: Yes Janet?
Janet: Do you participate in genital stimulation via phallengetic motion with your left hand?
Bobby: Why yes, I am an S.P.M.P.!

by Emas Diez May 9, 2006