stoneyholme

If you cherish your life do not go to this part of Burnley.

Footy in stoneyholme........??I'll pass on that one mate

by DarcyCampbell June 9, 2018

STONEY MAHB

When your so high that you cant even function properly.

Bro, last night i was so stoney mahb.

by yuuuur November 1, 2018

Scotney

Scotney. Is a castle . In a place I can't remember.

Definition 2, a "Scotney" is defined by many a thing, including but not limited to ...

Dancing , a Scotney is a very good dancer.

Eating. If there is one thing Scotney can do better than dance, it's eating. What ever yummies you can offer, a Scotney will chom. (Spicy and skittles are key)

Gaming. A Scotney loves to game. Often a cute little hermit a Scotney spends many a evening/day/night etc gaming.

Cooking. A scotney may brag about cooking but not many have had the privilege of this skill.

All scotney have bottoms , most are deadly . The deadliest are named 'auschie ' this is because a scotney will (at times) completely destroy a room with its noxious gases .

Omg, that guy I know is such a scotney !

Dude, could you be any more scotney?

Argh! Why can't you be more scotney!?!

Ha! You did a scotney.

by Rowan krawler. February 9, 2019

Stoney Jabroni

The Stoney Jabroni is a chronic chronic smoker. As this carnivore of cannibus crusises through life, puffing the magic dragon is a daily, often hourly event they pause only for the occasional yoga class or drug test. They will smoke before, during and after work, even on breaks to walk the dog. Overall, the Stoney Jabroni will end up melting into the couch and being the spokesperson for the local "Don't end up like this." PSA

"Shit that kid is a Stoney Jabroni"

"Look at that Stoney Jabroni, he looks like a pile of week old mash potatoes left in the sun."

"Next time we go over to Stoney Jabroni's house, make sure we bring our own febreeze, that place smelled like Snuf-a-lupogous' chode"

by Jrockwhc May 4, 2009

Stoney Macaroni

1. A state of conciousness achieved through excessive inhalation of marijuana; stoned; extremely high.

Sorry Margret that we didn't make it to your mom's funeral, Jerry and I got stoney macaroni and watched The Labyrinth on widescreen.

by Kelso June 16, 2006

Stoney MacMillon

A Stoner or person that has to be constantly high on illegal drugs all the time who likes to keep busy by watching pornography.

Was a character on Cheech & Chong's Up In Smoke.
Your friend acts like Stoney MacMillon.

by BustacapLA August 5, 2008

stoney day

days where you don't do anything but smoke and chill and then smoke more

damn that fried chicken would be so good for a stoney day

by double Gs May 1, 2016