smokey the bear

Dergatory trucker term for the police.

Oh, shit, here comes Smokey the Bear on the radar..

by Alias 440 October 1, 2003

smokey chokey bum wank

also known as the mike R.A.E. special. it is exactly what it says on the tin. u will need a friend for this one. smoke a tabby, get your friend to choke you, poke your ass and toss yourself off. if you have no mates you could choke yourself with a rope.

sergeant man tits gave me the best smokey chokey bum wank of my life. he is so strong but his hands were so soft

by ring sting king August 1, 2009

smokey

trucker/redneck slang for
"police officer"

usally heard on the CB radio channels

"breaker 1-9, you've got smokey in your tail"

by IrishRepublicanArmy October 21, 2003

smokey muffler

when you have a bad day on the toilet! Ten wipe-Two Flusher.

I ended up with a smokey muffler after the 6 pack of meximelts.

by Smokin Muffler January 14, 2006

sockey dew

1. a person that looks like a catfish / gomez / john
2. resembling the main character in 1993's philadelphia
3. a person who hides weed in a sock out in their lawn

Damn, he looks like a sockey dew!

by Blonde Thug Ish October 30, 2007

Smokey Joes

The best soccer team in New Zealand and possibly the world. Made up of some of the worlds best soccer players such as Thomas Hunt.

person1 "hey do you know the score of the Smokey Joes match?"
person2 "yeh they won like 10 nill"
Person1 "man they must of played bad"

by Tomukani June 14, 2011

smokey bear

n. Trucker-speak for a state trooper/highway patrolman. Mostly shortened to just bear. See bear report, county mounty, city kitty, local yokel, evel knievel.

My dad was the first trucker to ever overtake an Ohio smokey bear on the highway without getting a ticket; he's a living legend among truckers.

by fizzle April 14, 2004