kentucky sober

only doing your friends drugs to save money.

sorry i’ve been so distant lately, im kentucky sober. can we smoke at your place?

by analhandle October 17, 2022

sober mode

A temporary state of seriousness, intelligence, and coherence, occasionally achieved by someone high or drunk

Hey dude, your parents are calling, sober mode real quick.

by spadefish April 5, 2008

Sobberbate

The act of vigorously crying and masturbating at the same time, without consideration to the appropriateness of the surroundings or others. Not to be confused with exhibitionism, sobberbation is rooted in sexual compulsion and the wanton abandonment of normative behavior.

Did you see that fucked up woman by the pool yesterday? After crying about her divorce and mom being a bitch, she spread her legs like yoga and started to sobberbate in front of everyone.

It was pretty hot at first. But got weird quick.

by MassIndulgence June 29, 2022

California Sober

To abstain from all drugs except marijuana and alcohol.

"No thanks," Jane said as Paul racked up lines of cocaine, "I'm California Sober this month."

by CPaigeS December 10, 2016

Shoober

A shoober is a heckin cute doggo that typically sports thick white fluff and a smile that goes on for days. A slang term for a shoober is “Samoyed”.

Wow, that’s one good shoober doin a loud bork!

by LetosMadre December 31, 2017

Sobernaut

A person undertaking a journey through sobriety.

The bold sobernauts slipped the surly bonds of booze-dependence and touched the face of not-being-so-f**ked-up-that-you-spent-the-whole-weekend-hugging-the-base-of-your-toilet-while-wishing-you-were-dead...ness.

by MotorBath May 11, 2018

Boober Smoober

one who is overly obsessed with boobs therefore is constantly getting smothered by boobs.

yo that pimp is acting like such a boober smoober. "yo pimp, get those titties out of your face"

by Patrick and Jarret September 26, 2008