Sommy Boi

An absolute Brit. He also has the sharpest tits know to man.

If you mess with Sommy boi he’s gonna cut you with his Tit.

by Snake Jortuna April 17, 2019

sommelierge

Sommelierge is a mashup of sommelier and concierge. A sommelier is French for butler, and means wine Stewart. Today it means a trained knowledgeable wine professional, often working in restaurants, with expertise in wine theory, wine service, and wine tasting. A concierge is an upscale assistant and a knowledgeable professional with insights into and behind the scenes access to the local scene. Often working for a hotel, a concierge can find hard to get tickets to events and the teatre, and make reservations for a guest at hard to book restaurants among many other personal, or private assistant services. for international, regional and local travelers. A Sommelierge is the combination of these two professions, a trained wine professional who knows wine theory, wine history, wine ownership and an insiders guide into the power plays in the background. The sommelierge can and will provide private experiences that cannot be found on a wine list or a dinner menu, even brining wine industry players together to create a private adventures for their clients around food, hotel, travel and of course, at the center, wine.

My daughter wanted to be married in the wine country, but wanted something unique. Instead of calling Robert Mondavi, we used a sommelierge who created a once in a lifetime event. We even went to Sonoma three months earlier to stomp the grapes ourselves, for the wine served at the nuptials. Talk about putting your foot in our mouth. We had to swear secrecy about the venue and the singer who performed 6 songs. All I can hint about who he was, "...his imperfections were perfect.".

by jocklondon December 15, 2020

sommerset

clout chasing slut who acts hard to get but is in fact just an narcissist

U know that irrelevant female boring streamer?
Ahh yeah sommerset.

by Cocojambo420 June 6, 2023

Sommermix

When at least 3 dudes with different ethnicities have had sexual intercourse with the same woman at a different time or the same time.

Jacob: Yo bro i was with Emma the other day
Abdul: No way! i was with her last week!
Tyrone: I hit that a couple of months ago too.

Abdul: We just made a sommermix!

by Gambino69420 June 7, 2023

sommamabitch

bastardization of "son of a bitch"

by Rusty Shackleford March 20, 2003

somma bits

a cuss word you can use at work,instead of actually calling them a son of a bitch!

Me: Hey can you help me over here real quick?

Co Worker: No, I really don't want to at the moment.

Me: You stupid somma bits!

by Sonny Black Monster March 24, 2009

sommered

to totally kill a joke and end all humor in the situation

kid 1: so... did you see 30 rock last night?
kid 2: OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY
(kids 1 and 2 start reminiscing)
kid 3: it reminds me of my big throbbing cock...
kid 1: eh... you kinda sommered that...

by Garbage Han-Garbage May 15, 2009