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american soldier

american soldier

usually an asshole, has nothing better to do with his life

the modern day ones overuse the word hero, none of them really are

not all of them rape, but most of them do

not all of them kill innocent people for fun, but most of them do

not all of them are common thugs with a title, but most of them are

and fucking degenerates that run around and scream HOORAH...trust me, they do, i

live by them, i should know

always feel superior to you and will get pissed if not treated like a fucking god
american soldier: i make an impact when i come into the room. i just got out of bootcamp for the marines HOORAH, even though i'm stationed in california for the rest of my tour, im a fucking hero. HOORAH

random person: i hope something horrible over there happens so they can send you

off to die.
by xjarheadsrdegeneratesx March 19, 2013
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Solid Snake

Military operative who is a member of Foxhound, a military unit specialized in special assignments such as infiltraition.

Retired from Foxhound after the Zanzibar incident and since then became a musher in Alaska until he was abducted for another assignment called Shadow Moses.

Upon the completion of that assignment he became an independant agent along with Otacon, who he rescued from Shadow Moses.
"Wow... Solid Snake completely kicked his ass."
by David Auger April 19, 2003
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Soldier Kidd

He gave the internet its first L after being wrongly accused of the murder of xxxtentacion r.i.p , the police ended up catching the real killers
internet detectives : soldier kidd killed x lets go talk shit on his instagram and give him free clout

3 days later

Went from 40k to 400k

Internet detectives : im sorry nigga we accused you btw your music is 🔥
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sofiia

She is so crazy and excited all of the time and she will sing crazy songs like.....1..2..1234 oliviaaaaaaaaaaaa we welcome you to our planet;) she is so beautiful, kind, caring, and sweet.
Sofiia was so crazy at lunch today
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florida soldier

I have raging HPV courtesy of ma’ ladies Florida soldier.
by Quingd123 April 22, 2021
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time to salute the little soldier

This is when your boyfriend first shows you his penis, and politeness requires that you simultaneously act amazed, impressed, and pleased by its size and girth.
It's our fourth date; which in North Dakota means Showtime! Time to salute the little soldier. I just hope it can stand attention.
by Banana Oil December 21, 2009
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3 german soldiers

A song widely popular with American Forces during WWII. It depicts the graphic nature of a raping by 3 German Soldiers. Sung to the tune of "When Johnny comes marching home"

Three German soldiers crossed the line taboo taboo
Three German soldiers crossed the line taboo taboo
Three German soldiers crossed the line they raped the women and drank the wine
and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

They came upon a way side inn taboo taboo
They came upon a way side inn taboo taboo
They came upon a way side inn the door was locked so they kicked it in
and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

The inn keeper had a daughter fair taboo taboo
The inn keeper had a daughter fair taboo taboo
The inn keeper had a daughter fair With long blond hair And Tits to There
and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

They tied her to a feather bed taboo taboo
They tied her to a feather bed taboo taboo
They tied her to a feather bed and fucked till she was almost dead
and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

The inn keeper was so ashamed taboo taboo
The inn keeper was so ashamed taboo taboo
The inn keeper was so ashamed he fucked her back to life again
and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

The inn keeper had a trusty gun taboo taboo
The inn keeper had a trusty gun taboo taboo
The inn keeper had a trusty gun he shot the fuckers one by one
and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

Three German soldiers marched to hell taboo taboo
Three German soldiers marched to hell taboo taboo
Three German soldiers marched to hell they fucked the devil and his wife as well
and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

The moral of the story is taboo taboo
The moral of the story is taboo taboo
The moral of the story is you never fuck in a feather bed
and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

The moral of the moral is taboo taboo
The moral of the moral is taboo taboo
The moral of the moral is you always fuck in a water bed
and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

The Germans thought they won the war taboo taboo
The Germans thought they won the war taboo taboo
The Germans thought they won the war the newfies won it the day before
and they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo

And they all said zeig heil tickle my ass taboo
"On our way to Berlin, we sang 3 German Soldiers."
by Strand March 18, 2008
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