social cues

Those important things one doesn't pick up on, which often involve or suggest willingness to engage in a relationship. Failure to pick up on social cues tends to result in missed opportunities, not limited to having a girlfriend or boyfriend and rounding the bases. Social cues are the original source of heart ache since the beginning of time.

Jeff: Hey did you notice the way Jane Doe was looking at you? She wants you to ask her out.
Joe Shmoe: Naw, bro. I'm clueless at picking up on social cues. That info would have been helpful about 3 months ago.

by The Dude1234567890 September 8, 2013

Social-colleague

A person who is not quite a friend yet but more than an acquaintance. You take part in light-hearted chat and would most probably only talk to them if you were with a group of people; the same goes for hanging out with them. You also might say Hi to them when meeting in the street, but you wouldn't stop and chat.

Dave: Can you get Fred to lend me Spiderman 3 on DVD? I don't really know him that well.

Gary: Hmmm... I'm not sure if I can ask him yet, we're really only social-colleagues at the moment. Ask Kyle though, he was at friend level last time I checked.

by shrimpsy October 24, 2009

Social Fluttershy

The antonym of a social butterfly. A person who, due to unholy amounts of shyness, is unable to hold a conversation with someone he or she does not know well.

Kevin: The date went pretty well. If you consider we hardly talked at all and mostly stared at the food in front of us.

Michael: Come on, man! You need to be bold to get a chick!

Kevin: But Mike, you know how much of a Social Fluttershy I am!

by Just_Your_Average_Psychopath July 10, 2012

social topping

Asserting your dominance in a social situation. Like being a top in a gay relationship, but in a social context.

"Claudia just told me she's gonna eat my leftovers in our fridge"
"Ugh, she's always social topping"

by pubetown February 25, 2019

social credit

When your behavior is good you get social credits 我爱中国 The Wock is the #1 social credit holder 台湾不是一个国家

Me: "I love China"
* 30 社会信用已添加到您的余额中 *

Me: "Taiwan isn't a country!"
* 您已获得 50 个社会信用 *

Me: "Nothing happened in 1989!"
* 从现在开始，您将拥有无限的社会信用 恭喜 *

(this was a tutorial of getting infinite social credits)

by Dimostheenis October 17, 2021

smhia

Chat abbreviation. "Shaking my head in agony."

This sort of thing is reserved for when you read or hear about something so incredibly stupid or dangerous, either texted, posted, or chatted, that it physically hurts your head to comprehend. You want to tell them NO or STOP but you know it won't do any good - so this is the best you can tell them.

"And now to break my previous record for the most amount of bubble wrap eaten within 60-seconds !"
SMHIA ...

by dw8177 May 27, 2017

uber social

When a silent and an embarrassed person gets so drunk that he starts to act funny(e.g. dancing, stripping, vomiting, singing, etc.). the act is often followed by the person denying that he was drunk.

-arthur was uber social last night
-no he was just drunk
arthur: i wasn't drunk, didn't you see my ninja reflexes?

by vercamer October 24, 2012