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Softy

Softy is a rubber company and has never failed to amaze us. he is the most powerful being ever
"Softy is amazing"
by Imakeslaydefinishions November 3, 2022
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Anti-softlock

In Mario Maker, an anti-softlock is a particularly potent, enraging mechanism to troll a player - by giving them a way to die, while making it as difficult as possible to obtain the sweet release of death.

Typically, anti-softlocks will only be utilized after a player has obtained a checkpoint, meaning that if the player were to restart the level, they would have to play through the entire level again. Thus, the player feels compelled to complete the anti-softlock, diminishing their sanity in the process.
"Holy shit, what is this anti-softlock?" - carlsagan42
by Defensor April 20, 2020
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old softy

A man who has been worn down physicaly and mentaly by a old carp snatch of a wife. This man also has lost the will to obtain an erection.
That man is beyond "P" whipped! He is an old softy....
by timbone666 January 30, 2012
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softy bang

When a chick is too ugly to get a hard on and she insists on forcing herself upon you because she hasn't had any action in 13 years. The result is known as a softy bang.
"Oh fuck dude here comes a jundo, I think she's keen"

"Looks like you're gonna have to softy bang yourself outa this one bro"
by Jundo April 13, 2014
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Sloftly

Adj. When you think your friends are crazy, and weird but they are cool at the same time, and you think they are always on drugs.
My sloftly friends are always high on life, even though they don't have one!
by ChildrenAreScary November 14, 2015
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Softyoog

softyoog is a famous tik toker that is obsessed with wanting to look at Min Yoongi from the famous boy group BTS. softyoog has stated wanting to work for Famous Idol Yoongi to wash his smexy "baguette feet". If that's not what you call a good fan, idk what is. Softyoog has recently gotten married to a very special and lucky person by the name of Sugarmaid.

by yoongisstrandofleghair May 23, 2021
Someone should hire softyoog. Perhaps someone by the name of Min Yoongi. I'm so happy softyoog is married to sugarmaid.
by yoongisstrandofleghair May 28, 2021
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Work the Softy

When you are with a romantic partner and are so drunk you can't get an erection causing you to resort to attempting intercourse with your incomplete chubby.
My girlfriend and I drank a case of beer and tried to have sex. My unit wouldn't get hard so I had to "Work the Softy".
by Uncle Knobber July 5, 2019
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