iam sofa king we todd it

I am so fucking retarded.

Person: Say 'iam sofa king we todd it' outloud.
Person 2: I am so fucking retarded.
Person 2: ...
Person 2: Asshole!

by illEATurHARTout June 10, 2006

You. Sofa King, we taught Ed

Yet another example of the "Sofa King" joke. Only this time, it sounds a bit more awkward, but it's less likely to be thought of as a trick to gullible people.

Person- You. Sofa King, we taught Ed. (You so f-cking retarded.)
Sofa King- Aye! We taught Ed? (I retarded?)
Person- Uh-huh.
Sofa King- I knew that.
Person- *walks away to rofl*

by StatenIslander December 30, 2007

iam sofa king we todd it

You're fucking retarded if you read this out loud.

Idiot: Dude that's an awesome shirt! What does it mean?
*Looking at*
IAM SOFA KING WE TODD IT
Person 1: I don't know read it for your self.
Idiot: I am so fucking retarded!
Person 1: You are a fucktard.

by meh kneegrow kinneh January 13, 2008

im-sofa-king-we-tod-dead

An expression that is best said quickly and repetitively out in public, preferably in a crowded area. Try it one day and observe the reactions of people around you.

"I'm-sofa-king-we-tod-dead, im-sofa-king-we-tod-dead, im-sofa-king-we-tod-dead, im-sofa-king-we-tod-dead!!!"

by JeezusKreistSooperstarr August 30, 2013

Sofa Kingdom

"So fucking dumb."

Did you hear about the new furniture store downtown? It's Sofa Kingdom!

by n00btard August 12, 2003

sofa kingdom

A word that most people write and tell other people to say,
>>So Fucking Dumb<<

You: Say "i" then read this word "Sofa Kingdom"
someone: I sofa kingdom

by yourassbeencraked June 15, 2009

SofaKing

1. Derived from the words "so" and "fucking" to sound like "so fucking.."

2. A group from MCHS in SD,CA's class of 09

Me: I love you SofaKings!
SK: lol regular

by SK Love October 18, 2008