A person who practices sarcasm as profession i.e one who often resort to sarcasm in whatever situation mindlessly
He is a seasoned sarcastician
by mounteverest November 6, 2009
Get the Sarcastician mug.When a person wants something to happen so they phrase it as a joke or impossibility. Typically used to convince drunken friends into doing foolish things.
A: Boy it would be hilarious if someone jumped off the roof, but no one would be brave enough to do it.
B: Stop the Sarcastic Terrorism A
B: Stop the Sarcastic Terrorism A
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There is no need for your sarcasticism
by Tyler Mellander May 10, 2007
Get the Sarcasticism mug.No many people understand sarcastic people, because we are too smart to be understood. Oh, com'n be honest! But we really love you!!! We do, I'm not being sarcastic!
by MPCT May 4, 2006
Get the sarcastic mug.adj - The act of being sarcastic to the fullest extent possible, which then results in dangerous consequences. This trait is commonly found in sassy women.
Guy #1: Do you have a stapler with you?
Girl #1: yeah, let me just pull it out of my ass (sarcasticly)
Guy #1: Well... ok? Do you know what time it is?
Girl #1: No I'm too stupid to tell the time. (sarcasticly)
Guy #1: YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR SO DANGEROUSLY SARCASTIC!!!
Girl #1: yeah, let me just pull it out of my ass (sarcasticly)
Guy #1: Well... ok? Do you know what time it is?
Girl #1: No I'm too stupid to tell the time. (sarcasticly)
Guy #1: YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR SO DANGEROUSLY SARCASTIC!!!
by Gorillafaceoff April 24, 2011
Get the Dangerously sarcastic mug.1) Fantastic and underrated band from Cranford / Linden, New Jersey currently signed to Drive-Thru Records, on which they released Lunch For The Sky.
They are currently a 4 piece consisting of Duane F. Okun, Kevin G. Bryan II, Thomas Patrick Stratton and Vincent D'Amico. Bassist Adam Swider left the group in May, 2006.
2) A method invented by Greek Philosopher Socrates.
They are currently a 4 piece consisting of Duane F. Okun, Kevin G. Bryan II, Thomas Patrick Stratton and Vincent D'Amico. Bassist Adam Swider left the group in May, 2006.
2) A method invented by Greek Philosopher Socrates.
1) I'll extend my arms out to learn a lesson that no teachers teach on how to admire the morning in case this is the last one that I'll ever see. - Socratic
2) Makes no sense to me - Me
2) Makes no sense to me - Me
by Tommyhaych July 14, 2006
Get the Socratic mug.1. My absolute favorite kind of comeback for any type of insult.
2. Saying the exact opposite of what you really mean, to show emphasis.
2. Saying the exact opposite of what you really mean, to show emphasis.
1. Person : Hey, what did you get on that biology test? I bet i got higher!
Me : You sure you wanna make that claim when your score's an 85?
Person : Whatever dude, you just wish you could be me.
Me (being sarcastic): Yeah, I'd just love to never have another girl hit on me as long as i live.
2. Mom : Here's your arranged marriage son, Isn't she pretty?
Son (being sarcastic): Yeah! Why dont you go pick up the ugliest hog on the streets and I'll marry THAT.
Me : You sure you wanna make that claim when your score's an 85?
Person : Whatever dude, you just wish you could be me.
Me (being sarcastic): Yeah, I'd just love to never have another girl hit on me as long as i live.
2. Mom : Here's your arranged marriage son, Isn't she pretty?
Son (being sarcastic): Yeah! Why dont you go pick up the ugliest hog on the streets and I'll marry THAT.
by Quizzical November 27, 2006
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