Secretard

A secretary who is so incompetent at everything in her job description that she secretly throws people under the bus all day long because her only true skill is being a butt snorkeler.

I want to grow up to be a secretard just like her.

If only aptitude tests would offer secretard as a career option.

Secretards need not apply!

by Duh da duh December 26, 2008

societal debris

The aggregation of people planet-wide, (but chiefly in America), who contribute absolutely nothing beneficial to society and who pass through life virtually unnoticed, except when they offend. These people typically jump from one low-paying job to another, (if they have a job), never serve in the military, manifest mediocrity of geological magnitude, have no hobbies, and every one of them owns an elaborate cell phone which is perpetually activated while conversing about some non-topic to another member of this dubious group. Generally speaking, such folks are parasites on society, taking advantage of every government giveaway program in existence.

Key locations to observe such people include McDonald's, Wal-Mart, laundromats, and hospital emergency rooms. They almost always travel in packs, (family and peer units), and at least two to three cell phones will be evident when they are present.

It's the first of the month and we'll have to elbow our way through the societal debris to do any shopping at Wal-Mart.

by The Grottomaster November 14, 2011

Societal Dementia

When a society forgets the lessons from the past and becomes increasingly erratic, confused, and sometimes, aggressive and violent.

Example: Now.

"America is experiencing societal dementia."

by áutechre June 20, 2018

societal crush

Having a crush on someone famous.
Liking a celebrity that obviously other people like.

Girl 1: I like { insert celebrity name here }
Girl 2: I like himtoo. He 's a good actor
Girl 1: No, I mean like like. Like i have a crush on him.
Girl 2: That's just a societal crush.
Girl 1: What do you mean?
Girl 2: A lot of people have a crush on him, so it's a societal crush.

by .hopeless.romantic.x3 December 17, 2009

Scretarded

So retarded you just want to scream.

A metal band is changing to pop? That's scretarded.

by sapphire.lombardi June 8, 2009

Societal Disappointment

A group of Karens.

Person: “Hey. It’s a Societal Disappointment.”

by Stupid Af June 21, 2021

Sobetard

Derogatory word for a person who doesn't binge drink alcohol and instead chooses a sober lifestyle. This word was first used by the community of the IG page gang_alcohol_on_ig. This is a community of binge drinkers also referred to as "boozers" who make memes that bash "normies", "sobetards", and the "Oppressive big water deepstate". They often detail themselves are an oppressed minority of boozers and drunk drivers that are constantly being put down by the government and "big water". They run off a conspiracy that the government is a massive anti-boozer deepstate. There main mission is to legalize drunk driving and remove boozer restrictions.

Me: I hate alcohol

Boozer: Ok Sobetard

Me: What is that

Boozer: Derogatory word for a person who doesn't binge drink alcohol and instead chooses a sober lifestyle. This word was first used by the community of the IG page gang_alcohol_on_ig. This is a community of binge drinkers also referred to as "boozers" who make memes that bash "normies", "sobetards", and the "Oppressive big water deepstate". They often detail themselves are an oppressed minority of boozers and drunk drivers that are constantly being put down by the government and "big water". They run off a conspiracy that the government is a massive anti-boozer deepstate. There main mission is to legalize drunk driving and remove boozer restrictions.

Me: oh sorry

Boozer: now yuo see...

by truthdefintion September 8, 2021