sociatard

Sociatard, someone who is socially inept, socially awkward or makes bad social decisions like sharing to much when first dating, a flake - defined by the Haganator

Someone who starts planning a wedding on the first date, moves to quickly in a relationship, makes hasty social decisions. A sociatard could also be described as someone who makes hasty social decisions because they are desperate.

by The Haganator May 12, 2014

socktarded

When the simple task of putting socks onto your feet becomes an impossible challenge.

One friend to another," How did you get that cast on your arm?"
Reply back," I went socktarded while standing on one leg, fell over and broke it."

by jpg3 November 25, 2011

Socialtarianist Republocrat

A combination of the terms Socialist, Libertarian, Communist(or Anarchist, Fascist or Capitalist), Republican, and Democrat describing one who's political views are inconsistent.

Mary Sue Margaret marched in the gay rights parade Sunday, voted against the pro gay marriage measure Monday, waved an American flag at the 4th of July parade Tuesday, and burned the same flag on Friday. Since I'm not qualified to judge her mental condition, I'll just call her a Socialtarianist Republocrat.

by Lord Baconface September 28, 2006

soctard

A combination of 'Social' and 'Retard'. Namely referring to those who lack the ability to relate socially to others. Commonly found in the auditing and accounting communities, a 'soctard' frequently fails to appreciate that they have an unpleasant and unlikeable way of communicating.

"I want to view your purchases ledger for the month to April 15th. What do you mean you don't have it? Where is it kept? What internal procedures do you have in place to monitor who views it? None? NONE?!"

"You're a soctard."

by Warren Meech April 15, 2008

Socialtard

A derogatory term for people who can only function in their daily lives through the use of Facebook, Twitter, and any other social media site.

Socialtards are ruining the intellectual gene pool of America by hooking up on Twitter and mating.

by Jason Seraphi May 30, 2013

Sociotard

(soh-see-oh-tard) A person generaly lacking in social skills and/or the ability to properly interact with normal people. Usually someone you work with exhibiting ridiculous stories, statements and other behavior that just make you scratch your head.

Did you hear that crazy story about secret rubber soled shoes that let you climb walls and shit Chad was telling us about? That guy's a real sociotard sometimes.

by saulxiic October 27, 2008

societard

a socially adept yet shallow and superficial person whose main claim to faim is boorish behavior and a proclivity to appear in amateur sex videos

Paris Hilton, Charlie Sheen, The Cardacians, George Bush
The actors childrren were known as societards for their many drug arrests and scandalous public behavior

by The Dirty Pilgrim April 11, 2012