sovies

The act of showing love to one’s coworkers through the gratuitous use of a cheap, but primarily weird souvenir from one’s travels.

Cool, jumbo pencils from the world’s largest ball of twine, what great sovies!

by Paul GM September 17, 2008

sobsession

An underground connotative slang word, used in tabloid magazines. It's origin is said to have surfaced accidentally, and its usage was immediately accepted as the newest 'fantabulous' addition to the modern English language. Defined as a 'manic, pointless obsession with something to the point of hysteric despair and/or empty sympathy', the word is mentioned exclusively by valley girls and those of lower intelligence levels. Easily misused, like the words 'literally' and 'ironic'.

"Like, oh my god, did you hear about the latest Kardashian scandal? It's like, so sobsessive! "

"Oh my god, I so totally did! Kim totally, like, didn't deserve that divorce! Poor girl is my sobsession!"

"I know!! I am, like, sooo totally sobsessed with her, too!"

"EEEEEEEEEEEK!!'

by Victoria's_Secret November 5, 2012

Sobieski

A weird ass teacher who smell like spoiled dragon fruit, claims to be healthy but is clearly overweight, and got their ankles broken by a 16 year old in a basketball game and was forced to walk in a cast for a week.

"Ms. Sobieski! I'm so sorry I broke your ankles back there."
"It's okay. I was tired anyways."
"Well I'm glad you're okay."
"You know this means you're getting an F in my class, right?"
"Just kidding you half-educated walrus ass bitch. Fuck you, your legs, and your over-sized husband."

by AbbottK April 1, 2019

sobieszczuk

Simply amazing only swagger

people have it people with this name are so so cool that no one even belives it them
They are kool
They are kids
They are a klub
They are the kkk

Perosn 1:Hey whats your surname?
Person2:sobieszczuk?
Perosn1: explains why your in the kkk

by Swagaroiny November 9, 2021

Sobresity

The act of being too sober. Occasionily to the point of being dangerous but generally being lame.

"Dude, you just ran over that kid!"
'Or did the kid run over me....?'
"Bro, you're suffering from sobresity. It's a problem. You need to get drunk and drive thru that playground again"

by Pikachu The Pimp July 8, 2012

sbies

Closeted bisexuals in long-term straight relationships, who act only as allies to the LGBT community despite them actually being part of it themselves.

Person 1: I am in a straight marriage, and not out to family, but I do go to Pride and advocate for equal rights. Straight passing means that you get to act as an ally instead, and we could always use more allies. Even if they are secret bi spies.

Person coining the term: Sbies.

by Einsiedler Von Astra October 22, 2019

Sobison

Extremely Unique, attractive, and handsome man. Sobison can also be defined as Mumma's boy.

No one can be as unique as Sobison

by Sobison November 23, 2021