Sober

The state of which you are actually so fucked up on alcohol/drugs that you think you are sober when you aren't even close.

Scene of a Party
Ted: Hey man, what's goin on there!
Frank: Nothin much just enjoyin myself

Ted: Yeah man i'm fuckin sober as hell
Frank: Didn't i see you on that couch just downing some tequila?
Ted: No no man don't believe that, i'm sober

by Sloshface budfucker December 11, 2009

Sober

something the boring and useless use as a mask to try and seem better then everyone, when really they only stay that way because they can't face who they are and don't know how to be fun.

"Hi, I don't drink, I'm always sober. Would you like to knit some quilts with me? Maybe later we can share a bag of chips and then watch Full House reruns. Being sober rules!"

by Lottylula December 9, 2008

Sober

A derogatory term for boring people.

*Guy walks into a bar*
Bartender: What can I get you this evening?
Guy: I'll just have a glass of water, thanks.
Bartender: Why so sober?

by Davidsftwk September 7, 2012

Sober

1. an acronym standing for Son-Of-a-Bitch, Everything Real

2. A state in which there is no drugs or alcohol in the body

3. An unpleasant state after a night of consuming alcohol or drugs see hangover

I wasn't sober when the cops pulled me over so now I have a DUI

by oops1644 January 12, 2008

Soberization

Transition into sobriety

My soberization was long and grueling.

by b'clauj February 26, 2009

Sober

The useless waste between when u wake up and noon

I was sober once. That’s why I don’t wake up till noon.

by Chief chokes on dick October 13, 2018

boy sober

not talking to a boy,talking about boys, or dating a boy

Ella Kate: Did you talk to Derick about yalls relationship?
Isabella: no, I told him I was boy sober.

by aly$$a_ November 2, 2017