snowbeard

When a man ejaculates onto the chin of a person.

Instead of giving her a facial, Trent gives Abigail a snowbeard

by Cappen Snowbeard April 26, 2014

snowcrastination

Not doing your homework or work because you think its goin to snow during the night leading to the closure of school / business

hey man are u gonna work on the project
no
why not?
snowcrastination man, snowcrastination

hey billy did you do mr wongs hw?
no man i didn't cook pot stickers cause i was snowcrastinating now im screwed cause it didnt snow

by Carl pitz December 9, 2008

snowtastic day

A day filled with the joy of snow, where you can either get out of school or work or futher obligations.

It's a snowtastic day I don't have to go school! I think I'll go skiing to celebrate.

by D.Reiner December 15, 2010

Snowmeat

A large hunk of snow that’s good for throwing or making snowmen.

Hey guys there’s a great piece of snowmeat on my car: grab it!

by Thelwoods January 23, 2022

snoreaster

An event during which one's dig is snoring and drooling at the same time.

Duke's bed is soaked from that snoreaster last night.

by Kjh911 January 26, 2022

Snowbather

a slang that’s racist toward’s Norwegians, typically used around blondes it’s safe to say this is kinda iffy

Random racist-OMG he’s such a snowbather
Norwegian-😑

by 10beowulf01 May 29, 2022

Snoweating

To force an innocent dog via jerking its dick off to produce "snow" (semen) everywhere and begin to munch it

"Bro this Rocco guy is totally snoweating his neighbour's dog!"

by UbearAq March 5, 2024