Turkish Snorkler

The act of felching (sucking of semen from the ass) with a snorkel.

I wanted to surprise Bob for his birthday, so I gave him a Turkish Snorkler.

Scott does a mean Turkish Snorkler.

by MJ Adams 1064 January 30, 2007

snibbler

A fake vagina; opposite of a dildo

Riggs found a snibbler in his dad's closet. Don't tell mom.

Parker turned 18. Now he can buy me a snibbler from the adult bookstore. Hooray!

by Levi Loves Rattail May 12, 2008

textbook snobbery

a blind, often aggressive belief in what one's textbook says, in violation of the facts. Derived from the military term "combat snobbery."

French kid: My textbook said capitalism is evil!
Smart kid: And that's why those who live in socialist countries are so poor and unhappy?
French kid: ... but it said Americans are evil!
Smart kid: You seem to suffer from textbook snobbery, sir.

by Blazko March 10, 2008

Cock-Snorkeler

One who engages in the act of sucking the beenie weenie as if it were their only means of obtaining oxygen.

"Man Larry is a fu&%ing cock-snorkeler ! he sucked so much ween he shits jizz!"

by bshan2001 October 12, 2008

Snobble

An onomatoepaic word to describe the noise that is made when someone eats with their mouth open.

To snobble:
Mother to child at the dinner table 'Stop snobbling and eat with your mouth closed!'

by Tania K October 6, 2005

snobberino

a person who believes that they are too cool for apple products

like they think theyre cool by not conforming to macs but guess who has no viruses and a pretty interface snobberino?!?!?

by preghost March 30, 2015

snobblegobber

When a person has done something to offend someone you could use this as a more offensive word

Person A says "I don't like how you wore that today"
And person B could say "well you're a snobblegobber"

by Scar_woods39 May 20, 2022