Aberdeen Snowball

The act of your Blowing a load into your girlfriend or wife's mouth during oral sex. Then the girlfriend or wife transfers the load to the asshole that was hitting on her all night at the party, The very asshole that also managed to pass out at yours or her house. Completion of the Aberdeen Snowball is when said victim and Asshole is told in the morning what happened.

"Mike was hitting on Lacey last night, so after he passed out she helped me give him an Aberdeen Snowball. "

"There's nothing better than informing someone that they received an Aberdeen Snowball last night!"

by Scuba Steve 2-146th June 28, 2012

louisiana snowball

Having someone give you a blowjob with Hot Sauce in their mouth and then spitting the ejaculate in your face.

My girlfriend just gave me a Louisiana Snowball and my face is on fire.

by Irish71 May 27, 2014

Snowball in hell

Snowball in Hell is not only a very fine song by They Might be Giants, it is also a phrase, although a very seldomly used one, that basically means no chance. Since the TMBG song was released, it's become more commonly used in work situations. (See example 2)

Damn. I've got as much chance to pass this test as a snowball in hell.

I know this new "Consultant" asshole is gonna get me laid off.... I feel like a snowball in hell.

by Catboy May 18, 2006

baltimore snowball

It's when one person stands on a balcony and ejaculates over the side while another person on the ground catches it either on the face or directly in their mouth.

I gave my landlord the Baltimore Snowball because she raised my rent $25.

by Gabby Hayes February 5, 2014

sootfall

the light noise that a woman's clothes make as they hit the ground

The sootfall of his wife's clothing excited his male senses

by gravy May 13, 2005

Columbia River Snowball

An act of revenge that begins with shitting in a river and packing the pile like a snowball. Once the proper shape and consistency is achieved it can be hurled at the culprit.

Pat was tired of putting up with Rays taunts so he gave him a Columbia River Snowball.

by Thud Pickles March 30, 2009

softball

10 Reasons to Date a Softball Player10. we always use r hips for power 9. we can handle the heat 8. when it gets hard we always pull through 7. we always make sure we touch ever base carefully before scoring 6. we can be in 9 different positions for 75 mins 5. well go into exta innings if needed 4. were not afraid to get dirty 3. well go to any length to score 2. we dont mind playing with others 1. we always fight back if were behind in the game

damn those softball players are good

by sit down May 16, 2004