snorg whore

a witless bimbo procured primarily for the service of modeling cheap and lackluster Snorg Tees merchandise.

Original Snorg girl: HEY LOOK AT ME! BUY A SNORG TEE!

Internet Fapstar:Sorry honey but your just a boring snorg whore... *closes tab*

by Define Me! October 23, 2009

Snorgtees

The best shirts to wear if you're a retard (so people can instantly recognize you) .

non-retard: " hey, I bought you a t-shirt, from Snorgtees "
retard: " wow, thank you so much "

by Malakand_man November 17, 2009

snooger

This is the combination of snots from a runny nose and boogers also found in the nose usually not as runny as snots,

Honey, let me get you a tissue, you have snoogers.

by bush baby's girl February 20, 2009

Snorg Tees

A Georgia-based company that sells shirts specializing in memes. It's also that advertisement you see at the right side of this website which shows hot girls wearing geeky and lame t-shirts. You can tell they're trying to make the jokes on the shirts seem funny and clever, but apparently they're not.

1. Look at this awesome new shirt I bought from Snorg Tees! "I'm an om-nom-nom-ivore"

2. Ohoho I'm sure you are

by MisterRickster August 18, 2011

snoogie

A hooded (hoodie) sweatshirt with a zipper, commonly used in Western Mass or Chicopee in particular.
A snoogie is different from a hoodie because it has a zipper that runs vertically, while a hoodie does not possess any zippers. A hoodie and a snoogie may both have pockets.

I have been wearing the same red snoogie since '96.

by brenda7777 April 16, 2007

snorg tees

this stupid online tee shit store that decided it wanted to take boring slogans that don't even make sense and put them on girls with boobs you know are totally fake.

who people would be that stupid to buy a shirt from snorg tees

by ello kitty 1515 September 11, 2011

Snoogasm

The pleasure you get when you wake up in the morning and see you still have 2 or more hours of sleep before going to work or college.

I got a snoogasm at 5 in the morning, it was quite a relief as I had work 3 hours later.

by Worrier101 December 11, 2015