snoid

Something that crawls up your ass.

"Don't be a fucking snoid!" i.e., don't crawl up my ass and be a pain.

by micah towery November 9, 2006

snoidian slip

When a snoid (someone who gets horned up when sniffing bike seats and chairs after someone has just stood up makes a freudian slip. an accidental, yet purposeful slip of the tongue.

Jake: Hey chica, you owe me sex dollars. Shit, i meant six dollars.
Daisy: Nice snoidian slip, you big old snoid.

by Snoid_girl June 15, 2016

snoilet

a snake in a toilet ready to bite when your ass touches the toilet

omg i got bit by snoilet as i sat down to shart.

by sharty January 29, 2021

Snoit

Anoit

"Thats a nice snoit." (:

by BirtneyHowever June 14, 2021

Snoigens

A word that's in use for a replacement involving any label in the infinite grammar structure of the infinite language.

Don't be afraid of snoigens or snoigens will be afraid of you!

Ooh! Snoigens in so intellectual for me to pronounce!

I know, the best thing is the snoigens.

by Snoigens August 26, 2010

snoid

A greasy, reggae-listening-to, pot-smoking middle class white fool.

"Yo, you wanna go smoke out with Brendon?"

"Nah, i can't hang with that snoid."

by weak_sauce87 May 9, 2008

snoils

Silly snail snorting in the soil (say it really fast 5 times and soil becomes snoil)

Person 1: OMG I am getting aquarium snoils tommorow!
Person 2: really? I want one.
Person3: WTF are snoils?

by smilesr4free August 24, 2012