Hip Speeding

To get caught by the police having sex in a vehicle.

Dude! Jerry got caught hip speeding in the park.

by Snuffy Smith March 23, 2007

sneezing webster

Sticking your dick into a nostrel of a cow while plugging the other nostrel with your hand making the cow tongue your balls.

Dude my friend lost his balls while getting a sneezing webster.

by cale hadaway June 26, 2008

Seeding Porn

When one has finished downloading porn/pr0n and leave the files available so other may download (upload) said porn from you. Usually done with bit torrent and helps to boost your uplaod download ratio on particular trackers. Most sites enforce a ratio policy so others can get what they want and not have leechers.
As you can watch porn while seeding porn not only are you sharing the love - you can still feel good afterwoods!

"I need to get my ratio back up to 1:1"
"Dude, seed your porn"

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"I keep my ratio healthy by seeding porn"

by Adz0rz September 27, 2005

sneeving

Describes the movement of a dog's jowls while they are sniffing. The dog's mouth is closed and as it sniffs, the jowls move in and out at the rate and vigor of the sniffs.

My puppy was sneeving as he sniffed the wonderful aroma of the food on the dinner table.

by 2pups January 18, 2010

Sneezing Turtlehead

The sneezing turlte head is when you have a turlte head, you sneeze making the poop shoot out of you ass landing on the floor.

I realized I didn't make it to the bathroom on time when I had a sneezing turtlehead.

by Jellis4u2 December 13, 2010

rack opinion sneering

remarking on a woman's breasts, usually in a snarky way.

What's "America's Next Top Model" without rack opinion sneering? I ask you.

by Gerivan July 23, 2010

speeding

To take the drug 'speed'

"Hey i got £20, what you wanna do?"
"lets go speeding"

by Zeitgeist September 9, 2008