Snarf her Garf

This term is mainly used by art school lesbians. After several dates, they may want to engage in consensual sexual activities such as oral stimulation. These urges activate the phrase, "snarf her Garf". The name "Garf" being short for our lord and savior, Garfield. (Garfield = Cat = Pussy = Vagina)

-"Woah she's so fucking hot I'd die if I ever had the privilege to snarf her Garf."
-"Yo, how'd that date with Jennifer go?" "So great dude I totally snarfed that Garf!"
-"Hey Natalie, we've been on a couple dates now... I think I'm ready to have my Garf snarfed."

by alligatorade November 22, 2019

Arf Snarf

Someone who farts in the bathtub and snaps at the bubbles.

I knew she was an arf snarf when I heard her trying to catch the bubbles.

by Lithodora September 24, 2005

snarf

1) (noun) a lovable yet slightly annoying character from the Thundercats show, who often uses his own name in his sentences
2) (adj.) sexy and/or stylish

Dude, did you see Rebecca the other night?
Hell yeah man, she was lookin' snarf!

by SaMichael July 7, 2010

spearfishing

An activity undertaken by males on the pull whereby the protagonist heads out to catch, ie take home, whatever he gets stuck on the end of his spear; indiscriminate hooking up with the opposite sex

'What's he doing talking to that munter?'
'Ah, Jimbo's just spearfishing tonight'

by Becca J W September 5, 2007

snarfalarkus

An alternative word to the word 'said' in the, 'that's what she said' jokes.

That's what she snarfalarkus!

by Ergonina March 23, 2011

Burp snarf

Is to burp then sneeze then fart at the same time

I will burp snarf at your face

by The best thing April 18, 2017

Snarfleblast

The counter to the dreaded dutchoven.
While being the recipient of a dutchoven, one inhales as much of the ass-gas as possible, releasing it only after escaping by blowing it into targets face

Last night my boyfriend tried to give me a dutchoven, but I countered his punk ass with a snarfleblast.

by vux December 25, 2007