Smurftard

A Retarded Uneducated libtard in the BLUE Democrat Party that is a far left liberal

Shut the fuck up you fucking smurftard

by Big Black Patriot December 18, 2020

smurt

To slap your partner around the face with your dangly bits whilst receiving fellatio.

I couldn't get wood so Kaycee let me smurt her until I was hard.

by murty murt August 23, 2006

smurrt-tard

Someone too smart for his/her own safetly

That damn smurrt-tard always correct my slangs...

by Erty April 18, 2008

Smurt

(Verb) A smile that is forced and false.

To cover complete hatred towards an individual with an obviously fake smile.

Usually accompanied by an immediate scowl.

i.e. smurting, smurted, smurtist

I made a bad joke on Kathy's expense. She turned to me with a smurt on her face.

by Friday January 18, 2005

smurdburgler

Tyrant and arch enemy of the hamburgler, one who smurgles you in your orifices while you are fatigued from jogging

Yesterday i heard josh was smurgled by the smurdburgler so hard in the mouth he himself died from smurd poisoning.

by Carder March 4, 2007

smurftasticful

The most awesometasticful thing at that moment

Watching the winter Olympics is smurftasticful!!!!!!!

by Leon-Yves February 19, 2010

Smurd

The combination of smelly, and turd.

1-Is screamed by your mates when finding a rancid, stinking toilet.

2-Is also often screamed at you through the door when you're taking too long, in anticipation of said smelly turn you are probably doing.

(door closes)....... SMURD!!!!!

by horacio bogton October 9, 2008