Smuggling a Muppet

To have a large penis and big balls.

"Did you see the size of that bulge? That dude is smuggling a muppet!"

by george f November 17, 2006

smudgybrute

the deep, dark, wet farts that stain your underwear after eating a man-which

after a night of drinking brewhouse and eating man-whiches, Jay laughed so hard a smudgybrute escaped him.
the following day he explained in detail what a brute that smudge was to get out

by sgt.cameltoe January 20, 2011

smug bastard

Mark Pettit.

Mark Pettit is a smug bastard.

by ______.. February 18, 2017

Jesus Smuggling

When a person of secular reason has finished explaining something, to the extent of their knowledge, and the person they are explaining to says, Jesus is the reason beyond that explanation.

Friend: Did you enjoy talking with David about the origin of species.
Guy: Ya but he kept Jesus Smuggling when I got to the primordial soup.

by Botched Toe September 16, 2018

Smuggler's Muffin

When a woman sits on a man's face-- vag to nose, ass to mouth-- and accidentally sharts.

Josh loves when Randi gives him the Smuggler's Muffin.

by mancation August 28, 2011

Smug

The name given to someone when they consistently and without compromise look down on others with contempt using a wry smile or grin oozing superiotity. This attitude is often preceded with a sense of self entitlement and/or a daddy complex. There is generally a bit of "me me me" about this person.

May also be refered to as Smuggsy Bouges (famous nba player)

Smuggsy *looks down upon others with grin*

Regular guy 1 "hey look at ol mate up there in the Audi club"

Regular guy 2 "smug, so smug"

by Smuggsy February 7, 2018

Shit Smuggler

Describes someone who has an odouress disposition.

Clive stunk like a shit smugglers duffel bag.

by blackninja980 October 4, 2007