smumg

Meaning: Sad, Dopey, Stupid, Senseless and Lame

When your mate is being a dick you call him a smumg guy or just smumg.

Pronunciation:
Smum-g (g sounds like ge at the end of strange)

Josh: "Hey bro can you shout the food I forgot my money?"

Jamie: "What a smumg guy, you did this last time."

Josh: "Oi bro don't be smumg."

by JayCJP June 2, 2016

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling

Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling — A tactic where gangs use scuba divers to attach cocaine stashes to the hulls of unsuspecting ships.

I make my living as a scuba diver; but, I ain’t no Jacques Cousteau — I’m into Underwater ‘Parasite’ Cocaine Smuggling . It’s dangerous but quite lucrative!!!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler July 28, 2023

Smudgeon

Short person that paints

The art show features Maryland’s newest smudgeon

by Suzins May 27, 2018

smug sandwich

The act of forcing one's smugness onto another, usually a friend, for one's own amusement.

Timmy treated Quincy to a smug sandwich after beating him on the test.

by Foooge September 16, 2007

Smuggling Bananas

When a male wears very tight pants (or shorts) showing off a distinct bulge.

"Look at the spandex pants on that bass player. Looks like he's smuggling bananas!"

by Red001 May 27, 2012

Smuggling the hot oil

Phrase

1. Having a large amount of cum/lube in ones ass held in by a butt plug

2. When you mean to say Hanging Around but mess up.

Person 1: Well now that you’re all smuggling the hot oil, I think it’s time we took care of some business.

Person 2: Uh, the phrase is hanging around.

Person 1: What did I say?

Person 2: Smuggling the hot oil.

Person 1: WTF does that mean?!

by Davis Crimsha March 25, 2020

Turtle Smuggler

In Australian culture, a man or woman with a pot belly, or beer gut, giving the appearance of hiding a turtle under their shirt.

Brian’s pot belly makes him look like a turtle smuggler.

by Aussie Turtle Smuggler November 28, 2019