tube steak smothered in underwear

A term to describe a an erect penis that is ready to use. Similar to tube steak.

"What do you want to eat?"
"How about a tube steak smothered in underwear."

by Mnkyonyrbk August 30, 2005

smotherich

when a girl can give good head

man that bitch gives incredible smotherich

by kevy kev May 31, 2007

Breast smother

When a woman usually with huge breasts tackles a man and shoves her boobs in his face

I love Derek. Last night I had sex with him and as usual he wanted me to breast smother him. "Whatever you want babe!"I said,taking off my bra (yes he makes me take off my bra.) and I threw him on the bed. I got on top of him and started kissing him then I said "you ready?" In an angry tone then I gave him a hand job while shoving my breasts in his face "I love these boobs!"said Derek in a muffled voice. It was muffled because i always smother him hard. Then I don't know how but he started licking my boobs. It just felt so nice. I had to scream after a pleasureful 45minutes. "DEREK OH YES YES YES YES YES YES OOOOOOOOO!" He started gently touching my nipples. Then I got up and got in a position that my head was near his HUGE penis and his head was near my pussy. I started sucking and he started to finger my pussy. I was screaming ALL night.

by Person1510 May 20, 2014

grand-Smother

The overbearing, spoiling, mollycoddling, meddlesome mother of a parent. Often found participating in the unsolicited role of taking over the parenting job from the actual parent.

I used to leave the baby with Devin's step-mom but when I went to pick the baby up after work, that grand-Smother wouldn't hand the kid over and actually snarled at me.

by rach2013 October 21, 2013

surrounded smother dancing

when at least two girls (4 should be plenty. You'll understand why) surround a guys head and grind there asses on his head at the same time.

The act of surrounded smother dancing was made. 4 girls treated one lucky dude by grinding all of there asses on each side of his head at the same time.

by The Dom April 11, 2007

smothered hope

absolutely amazing skinny puppy song that is usually performed at the end of shows and has also been covered by ministry.

i just dont want to know anymore

by jimwhite January 17, 2005

smothered burrito

When a person is rolled tight in a blanket with their arms at their sides and they are unable to move, with only their head exposed. Once the person is rolled in the "burrito" they are then smothered with a large quantity of semen.

Dude, last night i put my girlfriend in a smothered burrito. I just rolled her up in the blanket and blew a fat load right on her face. it was awesome!

by koolegged September 6, 2013