Smorphintoe

a toe that is abnormally stunted compared to the rest of the toes

I have 9 regular toes and 1 smorphintoe.

by Dreem2Reality August 16, 2011

Smurphet

The most Gosu orc play on battle.net

omgomg im playing SMURPHET, im going to get PWNT by his superior SKILLZ

by #1 Smurphet Fan August 2, 2003

Smurphmobile

The automobiles driven by Smurphs. Also any blue car driven by an awesome person.

"Whoa! Did you see that awesome vehicle?"
"Yeah! It was a Smurphmobile!"

by BigBaller383 June 24, 2009

smarphic

A person of punchual intelligance

a smarphic person stood up in class to read his 1st prize essay

by shannakey September 29, 2011

Smurph Toe

A form of the foot condition "Neuroma".

Brian was having significant pain in his right foot, leading him to be concerned that he had a bad case of the Smurph Toe.

by Jon W. Baltimore January 22, 2014

slorphan

A Slutty Orphan, Or A Slave Orphan

Damn you here that nigga own a slorphan!

Damn that slorphan was riding his cock all night

by gshud May 17, 2014

smoophalapugus

Tortoise

I have to take a smoophalapugus

by Wwnedn January 28, 2020