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nicole smoot

an amazing person, kind hearted, always there for you when you down. probably the best person you will ever have the pleasure to meet
dude, nicole smoot is soooooo awesome
by Jordan Glenn October 25, 2008
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nicole smoot

awesome person who is amazingly beautiful and has a great personality, you can really be yourself around this person
Dude that girl must be nicole smoot hes awesome
by Jordanskee October 6, 2008
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smoot

n. - A vaginal dingleberry. In medicine, a feces particle coming to rest in or around the labia which may or may not be accompanied by a stray pubic hair.

When in conjunction with a ninja boot, a smoot may also represent a master, or sensei, who emerges from the "dojo" to battle the boot

Alternate Definitions - camel toe crap cap, a ninjaboot shit-crown, a pussy poop garnish, a furry feces foe.
1. That bitch must wipe from back to front, because I've got a smoot stuck in my teeth.

2. Nice ninja-boot smoot!

3. That furburger is delicious! Do I detect a hint of smoot?

4. Bitch, you a small cunt hair away from getting the smoot kicked out of you!
by ABBC September 16, 2008
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Smoot

Commonly confused with the word smart, the difference is: A smoot person could not tell you the answer to 1+1 but they could tell you (in extreme detail) how to build a hydrogen reactor. On the other hand a smart person knows all their times tables and is just smart in general.
“Im not smart im smoot.”
by DrLemons_22013 January 17, 2025
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Coot smoot

Before you go down on a female you take your finger and dip it in her sauce and try it or sniff it before you eat it.
Man I coot smooted that bitch last night and she was rachet.
by Ci bby September 10, 2018
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Smoot

In 1958, an MIT student named Oliver Smoot measured a bridge as a part of a fraternity pledge. But he wasn't allowed to use a ruler or tape measure. He had to use himself. He laid down at the start of the bridge, a couple of students marked where his head and his feet were, and then he moved over and laid down again. After an hour and a half of this, results were in: The bridge was 364.4 smoots long.
1 Smoot = 1.7014270033 meters
1 Smoot = 5.5821095909 feet
Girl: "I like tall guys that are random"
Guy trying to impress her: "I'm 1,18 smoots"
by Not Ferox January 8, 2019
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coot smoot

When you go down on a female and you take your finger and and dip it in the sauce and smell/lick before getting into the coot.
Man last night I coot smooted that bitch and she was rachet.
by Ci bby September 10, 2018
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