Bone Smooch

Open mouth kisses to a man's bone often followed by a chewy

Greg: Wanna have sex?
Kiki: No I'm too tired. I'll give you a bone smooch instead.

by Chewy Tonight September 16, 2010

she a smoochie

What being a smoochie means is being a hoe, thot, slut or anything of the sort. You would be called a smoochie

She a smoochie bro, she was going round all of nyc.

by Isa-kun December 2, 2021

Smoochking

A person that had a glitched picture looking like they kissed a girl

YO BRO ITS SMOOCHKING

by Zahori March 15, 2022

SMHOK

(Smashing My Head On Keyboard)- Something you say when someone tells an unfunny joke.

Max: Did you hear about that Mafia joke?

Cat: What mafia joke?

Max: FORGEDDA 'BOUT IT!!

Cat: HAHAHA WOW THAT WAS SO FUNNY IM SMHOK
AHIEGKN;VS NBIE;NKZDS

by Nogu July 28, 2012

boober smoober

1.)one who smothers womens tits in their face.
2.)one who gets a lot of female boobs in their face and therefore has found themselves greatly erected in the pants

Man that pimp is acting like such a boober smoober, " yo pimp, get those titties out of yo face"

by jarret and pat October 7, 2008

cooter smooch

Cooter Smooch: A slang term for cunnilingus. Best used in a southern accent.

i.e. "My old lady loves when I give her a good cooter smooch.

by mikeyvengeance January 26, 2015

Whisker Smoocher

A whisker smoocher is usually a gay (or bisexual) male that has an attraction to men with beards, facial hair (whiskers), and overall grit. Unlike the stereotypical gay person with modern fashion sense, whisker smoochers are usually found hanging around construction sites, dive bars, and truck stops with Carhartt jackets and work boots.

Tony: Hey did you know that guy from the bar that kept talking to you all night?
Zack: No, I think he was just some whisker smoocher that was digging my rugged hands and epic beard.
Tony: Woah. Didn't think I was witnessing a Brokeback Mountain type of situation....

by Great Seany October 1, 2017