Chocolate Smirnoff

When you’re girlfriend suggests anal for the first time, then farts out a Smirnoff Ice and you have to chug it on your knees.

Bro, I thought I was she was going to let me do anal, and she pulled a Chocolate Smirnoff out of her ass!

by Dchand1 August 3, 2019

Sandy Smirnoff

a really dry twisty hand job given at the beach, usually involving sand.

Dude why are you walking around funny?

I went to the beach yesterday with alex and they gave me a sandy smirnoff, my dick really hurts.

by i fucking love beach sex acts July 24, 2020

Smirnoff Rice

Japanese rice with fermented cat juice.

Cho-pass me the Smirnoff Rice, chink!
Chang-Ching Chang Chong! Gimme my rice! I want that pussy!

by Hushsmush June 9, 2018

smirnoff ice

Crappy premium malt beverage. Tastes like a can of Sprite that somebody took a piss in.

Smirnoff Ice is nasty shit.

by Olaf The Fartblaster September 23, 2007

yakov smirnoff

After you jackoff your load onto your partners face, you schmear the tip of your penis anywhere on their face, preferably on the upper lip.

"After I gave my girl a 'zombie' last night, I gave her a Yakov Smirnoff right across her upper lip and nose. Man was she pissed!!"

by Boris Persky November 28, 2007

Karina Smirnoff

Stewie Griffin in drag. Also a beautiful dancer in ABC's Dancing With The Stars.

"That's Karina Smirnoff"
"You mean Stewie?"
"No! Her, the dancer!"
"Ohh... Think she knows Stewie?"
"(moans)"

by JayMayKha501 January 8, 2012

yakov smirnoff

Adjective; Someone who has caught a Vodka buzz and is growing excessively talkative and or violent is said to be "Yakov Smirnoff"

I aint touching that potato sauce, I get totally Yakov Smirnoff.

by Harry Weininger April 21, 2005