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Thai Smile 

A "smile" where the eyes are nearly closed, but the teeth are showing. This smile is typical for Thai girls when they are getting assfucked by a British tourist. It occurs at the exact moment where the "money" is flowing in. Money that they desperately need to provide for their starving families. When done correctly, this smile will instantly cheer up the room: the same smile is also worn by the similarly short-statured, loud-mouthed, generally obnoxious Gilbert Gottfried.
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Thai Smile by ThaiSmile December 10, 2018

The Sack That Smiles Back 

When the folds (Wrinkles) in a scrotum resembles that of a smiling face. Eyes and Mouth are required, nose is preferred, but not required. THE SACK MUST BE HAPPY!!! Must be declared by a spectator, not the one whom the sack belongs to!

If the "FACE" is hairy, 'Ball Bunyan That Smiles Back' may be decalred!
Donny: Dude, George, I think I got The Sack That Smiles Back, but I'm not sure... Help me out

George: O, definitely dude!! I can feel the happy vibes going on around your nutsack. That even may be a 'Ball Bunyan That Smiles Back!'

Donny: GET THE CAMERA MAN!!

snack that smiles back 

Friend: Yo bro what’s that snack that smiles back
Other friend: Yo bro it’s goldfish.

Team Smiley 

A pretend association with a club, group or anything that does not exist. People who say that they are associated with something in which thay are clearly not, just for the sheer sake of attention.

Used primarily in Michigan and Ohio, though I've heard it has stretched to other states.
Person 1:"I'm going on Tour with Kayne West!"
Person 2:"No you're not, you're going on tour with Team Smiley"

Person 1:'My Dad knows the president!"
Person 2:"Yeah, the president of Team Smiley."

the snack that smiles back 

According to popular commercials, goldfish.
Truth be told, it's your mother.
homeless guy: I just had some off the snack that smiles back. :)

kid: You can afford goldfish?

homeless guy: Nope.

The Company Smile 

When management hires contractors to shove a bunch of power tools in your mangina
Ever since those contractors gave RyanThe Company Smile” he’s been well behaved.
The Company Smile by GummyJizz August 17, 2018