ragging smeagol

when you deep throat someone and they say "my precious" as you jizz on there face

she asked for a ragging smeagol last night

by anti_personal November 21, 2009

Smello

It is a greeting created by me. It means hello, but its a word mixed with smell. (smell+hello=smello)

Why smello there young wonderer!

by The_Creator_of_Smello June 8, 2015

smelcohol

intoxicatingly good smell, such as perfume or cologne.

My girlfriend just bought me some hardcore smelcohol.

I just farted man, you better get some smelcohol up here and quick!

by tmarv October 19, 2009

smeagol

1. (noun) A twisted, anorexic creature that desires one thing alone: the One Ring.

2. (verb) To be obsessively selfish or possessive over an object or person.

1. Smeagol WANTS IT!!

2. Dude, stop smeagoling my woman.

by DanDare September 4, 2003

American Smeagol

One who shops at the clothing store, "American Eagle." Usually seen wearing khaki cargo shorts, a two-toned shirt, and flip-flops.

"Look at that American Smeagol over there..."

by The Rabbit September 3, 2005

smeagolites

The virus you get in which your cough sounds like the word "gollum".

My smeagolites is making me crave the precious.

by Saruman's Army February 5, 2015

Smegoloid

When the toilet water, when you flush it, goes on your toothbrush. And you refuse to clean it.

"Did you just flush and not clean it? That's such a smegoloid."

by LimeUnderscore_ May 16, 2023