unknown composition of ditritus and gunge left on much used keyboards/mouse usually @ work- what is it? and where did it come from? is it known to science yet?
Fuk me there's so much qwerty smeg on that keyboard I can't see the letters.
Or - the mouse won't work properly coz it's blocked with qwerty smeg
Or - the mouse won't work properly coz it's blocked with qwerty smeg
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A vile, cheddary flavoured pint scraped from a keg of beer that has been left to ferment to the point that it taste like a tramp's thong.
Considered a delicacy in Papau New Guinea.
A vile, cheddary flavoured pint scraped from a keg of beer that has been left to ferment to the point that it taste like a tramp's thong.
Considered a delicacy in Papau New Guinea.
"Oi, bartender, your house ale tastes like cock rot. Did you dip your dick in that keg?"
Keg of smeg, barrel of brimula, pint of penis, cup of cock, etc.
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