speedo pedo

someone who likes to watch boys in their speedos!

Rhea: OOooh look, speedos!
Josh: Speedo pedo!

by Trampikey and Goldie! September 5, 2005

Speedo

A really tightass dude's bikini-like swim suit that alot of swimmer dudes wear.

That dude in swimfan wore a tightass speedo.

by Master B March 10, 2003

Speedophiliac

An individual with a penchant toward excessive driving speeds.

My Aussie friend Adam always drives like a bat out of hell, no matter what the posted speed may be. It scares the crap out of his wife Penelope to be in the same car with such a speedophiliac!

by Gapingredgroovie January 6, 2009

Smeeton

A deliciously handsome male with a genuine thirst for knowledge, a wicked sense of humour and sense of adventure. Great to look at. The envy of all other alpha males.

"He's gorgeous"
"He must be a smeeton"

"i've always wanted a smeeton"
"dont you think thats a little out of your league?"

"phwoar! Smeeton"

by fizzwig September 28, 2012

Seedot

Most sexy thing alive on this planet

That seedot sure is sexy

by MYman is amazing February 21, 2020

Paedo Speedos

The garment infamous paedophile Rolf Harris wore when promoting the “Teach Them To Swim” campaign in the 1970s. While he was more likely cruising for vulnerable young victims at the local pool.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, there’s Rolf in his paedo speedos. At it again. Eeew!

by Bright Soul October 6, 2023

Pedo in a Speedo

Another name for a 60 year old pedophile that wears a speedo when he goes to the pool

That guy's such a pedo in a speedo!

by enigmaburrito21 November 5, 2017