Sweating to the Oldies

Also see Richard Simmons

Exercise videos with a lot of blinding sequins and obese people jumping around, getting down with the oldies music.

Often induces said individual watching the video to have an intense urge to poke out his or her eyeballs.

DUDE I am totally going to laugh and cry after seeing Sweating to the Oldies!

by The awesome one December 13, 2004

chap smearing

The act of smearing chapstick over a lightglobe, turning it on, and watching it melt. Done by people with no life and too much chapstick. Mainly sugar-high teens

Whoah...that is some pretty hardcore melting
yeah, this is chap smearing to the extreme.

by Mullac February 29, 2008

sweating sack

when your sweating so bad the only way to describe it, is refer to how much your balls are sweating

dude its so hot im sweating sack

by foxsman October 24, 2008

Sweating Online

When a person gets sweaty during cyber-sex, phone sex, or cam sex while on a hallucinatory drug.

Kendra walked out of her room all sweaty from her cam session with Greg while on Molly. She hoped her family didn't find out that she'd been sweating online.

by SuicidalCucumber January 4, 2015

Tower of Nervous Sweating

You are very obliged to conquer a very specific obstacle course filled with dangerously hard parkour considering that the society of this experience found in the video-game ‘Roblox’ expects high standards equivalent to possibly climbing up these unexpectedly imported parts placed in specific areas to allow very creative types of jumps which allow users to reach their goal of touching a rapidly changing material part with confetti sprinkling its surroundings to be teleported via the ‘winpad’ into the room which is found to be called the ‘winroom’ alongside a message in cyan in a text box with possibly thousands of texts to be seen as victory and delight to finally being known as an ‘Elite Obbyist’.

Yeah but did you beat Tower of Nervous Sweating?

by Weezereeezereezrr June 28, 2021

sweating like josef fritzl on mtv cribs

when one sweats profusely

Im sweating like josef fritzl on mtv cribs:

oh no there's nothing down there, just the laundry room

by hombredelobo November 21, 2011

sweating the bed

the damp, disgusting wetness one feels upon waking up in a bed that they have just moistened with their own sweat, not urine. nightmares and fevers are frequent causes.

"man, i totally sweat the bed last night"
"that's gross. your always sweating the bed"
"what? i changed the sheets"

by Jessica O'Neil January 27, 2008